a/n: this is gonna be a long one (over 3k) so lets see if you read the whole thing 🕺
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fuckin like sluts 🤪
1:13 PM
konoha's slut bucket: STOP THE COMPANY THAT MAKES THESE APPS IS GETTING SUED.
multidimensional whore: LMAO WHAT 💀
daichi: yea apparently this a bootleg app or something and we only got til 9 before this one shuts down too 💀
kuroo: so that's the end for us? 😔
suna: the end of an era i presume 😔
konoha's slut bucket: i'm not ready to let it go 😞
sakusa: had some good times here frl
sakusa: especially yesterday 🤤
sakusa: never would've thought i would want to fuck kuroo as much as i wanted to yesterday
sakusa: went through half the box of condoms
suna: HALF ??? 😨
sakusa: yea only 12 come in a box and we used six
akaashi: suna what kinda supersized packs are u buying cuz why ours got like 32 💀
suna: shit idk 💀
sakusa: kuroo sounded so heavenly too OH my god i wanna do it again
sakusa: gon be having dreams abt this deadass
kuroo: STOP.
kuroo: i'm still hurtin from yesterday idk if i can take more 🥹
daishou: yea now u know how i feel 😐
kuroo: my apologies baby 😞
daishou: but i've never heard tetsuro be that loud or seen him act that slutty
daishou: he was almost like me 😰
konoha: koto it looks like u got some competition for making kuroo scream
konoha's slut bucket: man sakusa we gon have to rumble :/
kuroo: 2-MAN ME PLEASE
kuroo: I MEAN WAIT
sakusa: I AM SO DOWN
konoha's slut bucket: FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES OFC 🤭🤭
konoha's slut bucket: GON BE LIKE AIDEN, YOSHINORI, AND SIR GORO FROM CAMP BUDDY 😍
sakusa: HELL YEA 😍
kuroo: EHWJWHEHE
multidimensional whore: remembering when u told us y'all dick sizes so just imagining how that's gonna go down is wild 💀
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Humorhell turned sequel ayeee !! [kuroo added daishou, oikawa, iwaizumi, sakusa, atsumu, kita, sugawara, futakuchi, daichi, bokuto, akaashi, terushima, and nishinoya] bokuto: AW HELL YEAH THEY MADE ANOTHER APP kuroo: HELL YEAH THEY DID LETS GET CRAZY dai...
