fuckin like sluts 🤪
[1:03 AM]
multidimensional whore: see me personally i couldn't date someone hotter than me
sakusa: 😐
iwaizumi: 😐
atsumu: 😐
multidimensional whore: what
atsumu: WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A YEAR 😐😐😐😐😐😐
multidimensional whore: yea?
iwaizumi: we're locking u out 😐😐
multidimensional whore: WHAT 😨
sakusa: nah don't act shocked 😐
multidimensional whore: STOP I WAS LITERALLY JOKING 😭
multidimensional whore: U KNOW GOOD AND GODDAMN WELL I THINK UR ALL HOT 😭
atsumu: hotter than YOU though? 😐
multidimensional whore: STOP WHY DID U SPELL IT OUT THAT ACTUALLY HURTS
sakusa: now feel our pain 💔
multidimensional whore: STOP I SAID I WAS JOKING WHY ARE U DOING THIS TO ME 😭
multidimensional whore: I THOUGHT U GUYS COULD HANDLE MY SUPERIORITY SPIKES BUT I GUESS NOT ☹️
multidimensional whore: DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE </3
[multidimensional whore is offline]
atsumu: wait i feel bad now ☹️
iwaizumi: he'll be over it in like an hour
iwaizumi: give him time
konoha's slut bucket: um
konoha's slut bucket: well that was quite the show
daishou: indeed so let's change the subject
terushima: i bet kuroo has chapped lips
kuroo: MAN WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE U ATTACKING ME 😭
daishou: NO BCUZ KUROO I'M SORRY BUT U DO 😭
daishou: I ALWAYS HAVE TO TELL U TO LICK UR LIPS
kuroo: STOP IS THAT WHY U CARRY CARMEX IN UR BAG
daishou: IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T FOR ME CUZ U KNOW MY LIPS DON'T GET CHAPPED
daishou: OR I HAVE TO LICK THEM FOR U CUZ UR IDIOT ASS DON'T WANT TO
daishou: LICK YO DAMN LIPS
kuroo: UR SO MEAN 😭
konoha's slut bucket: don't u like that
kuroo: NOT RIGHT NOW </3
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