fuckin like sluts 🤪
[10:13 PM]
kuroo: never in my life did i need to see deku teabagging a fucking cheeseburger in fortnite
konoha's slut bucket: LMFOAOAOA
daishou: LMKFMWO
konoha: y'all didn't have to scar him like that 😭
futakuchi: dare i ask what happened
daichi: don't ask please don't ask
multidimensional whore: what happened 👁️
daichi: GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT
konoha: somebody sniped koto and koto and suguru collectively thought it was a good idea for suguru to teabag him
suna: i already know but dare i ask what teabagging is
daichi: STOP
daichi: DARING
daichi: TO ASK.
akaashi: we just like seeing u lose ur shit
daichi: akaashi u were one of the only ones i did not despise being in this group with
akaashi: that's where ur mistake was
daichi: clearly 😐
konoha: ANYHOO.
konoha: teabagging is when u crouch repeatedly over someone who's dead or knocked
kuroo: that's in-game but irl it's when u dip ur balls in someone's mouth lmao
konoha's slut bucket: like a extra warm and moist tea cup
konoha: oh my G O D never say moist again.
konoha's slut bucket: how are u telling me
konoha: as your dom.
konoha's slut bucket: i am so sorry.
daishou: well damn that's interesting
kuroo: as if like we've never seen and/or heard this happen before
daishou: kindly disrespectfully shut the fuck up
kuroo: u got it 🥴
daichi: why am i surrounded by freaks.
futakuchi: don't act like u aren't the EXACT same way.
daichi: OK BUT I KEEP IT IN PRIVATE
daichi: SOMETIMES
futakuchi: EXACTLY
daichi: U BRING OUT THE WORST IN ME DON'T BLAME ME
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Humorhell turned sequel ayeee !! [kuroo added daishou, oikawa, iwaizumi, sakusa, atsumu, kita, sugawara, futakuchi, daichi, bokuto, akaashi, terushima, and nishinoya] bokuto: AW HELL YEAH THEY MADE ANOTHER APP kuroo: HELL YEAH THEY DID LETS GET CRAZY dai...
