His hiraeth, my 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒃𝒐𝒘

Disneyland

No one makes me uncomfortable in my own body then my own mother. She is the headline of everyday news that says "loose some weight, cut some meat. Who the hell is going to marry you like this?" By the time I'm fit she puts me in a place where junk food is my only saviour. It's been a month now since I moved in with Ian and we started on our little quest of happiness. He makes it worth living. This has to be the smoothest month by far that didn't cause trouble or sadness for us. There were a few bumps of messages received by his father that we chose to ignore. No one knows of our relationship or how far it has come by now. I know by now my parents would not approve of me in a "relationship" they expect a relationship straight to marriage, no talking stage or meeting up. It's all the old century mentality. After a good month of studying and working, me and Ian finally took out the time to go on a little road trip. We wanted to take a trip back home but Canada is far away from our options right now. I slept halfway through our journey as car sickness got to me. This was our fifth stop as I puked my gut out "Sorry" I sighed as I rinsed my mouth and put in a mint gum. "Let's get something cold it should make you feel better, we are almost there. Just an hour away" he smiled and I nodded

Another pit stop for pukes and cold drinks we entered the house of magic. I smiled as I read the letters Walt Disney World, the most magical place on Earth. The sky was cloudy and the weather was warm neither too hot or cold. Just perfect for a breezy afternoon.
"Let's check in quickly and we can get moving on our 2 day trip" he smiled and kissed the side of my head
"I'm so excited" I squealed and he laughed at my childishness

We walked into the kingdom into our cringe his and hers shirts and Mickey Mouse ears. "Here is something to forget all our troubles" Ian said handing me an edible
"Ian"
"Just for today" he said and popped one in his mouth. I followed his movement and we walked hand in hand. The first few minutes we felt nothing. "Do you feel anything?" He asked and I denied
"Not a thing, maybe it doesn't work on us maybe our tolerance is higher" I laughed and he poked my sides
"You're chubby" he pinched my cheeks and I slapped his hands
"Your moms chubby" I laughed and he laughed louder with me
"I don't know she left me for another man" he laughed and I felt my head get dizzy
"Another man? I thought she was single"
"SINGLE AS A PRINGLE" he screamed
"You're so lame"
"I wanna fuck you" he said in my ear
"Fuck me on that corn dog machine" I said and we both kept laughing
"Why the fuck don't I feel anything" he said and I nodded hysterically
"WE SHOULD TAKE MORE" I said
"NO I WANT FOOD"
"I want you daddy" I said and kissed his mouth
"Get a room" we heard people across us say
"Free show for you my friend, FREE FOR ALL"
"Marry me" Ian said
"I DO I DO I DO"
"You're weird but I love you"
"I love me too" I laughed and we ran to the ice cream parlour
"2 Big Macs with large ass fries for me and my husband" I said and the man looked weird at us
"This is an ice cream parlour not McDonald's"
"Disney freaking land won't give us fries Ian" I cried and he looked at the worker
"Look dude not cool! You made my wife here cry. Just give us the damn fries"
"Sir" he sighed
"We just got married, are they free?"
"I'm going to have to call security"
"FOR FRIES?" I screamed and he picked up his little phone
"Okay okay we are leaving" I said and Ian picked up some pistachios and ran
"IAN" I screamed trying to catch up as everything started blurring up
"HOP ON BABY GIRL" he screamed as he asked me to hop on his back
"PIGGY BACK" I screamed and he ran
"FASTER DONKEY" I screamed mimicking shrek
"You're donkey you onion looking ass"
"You the dinosaur with farquad looking hair"
"MY HAIR ARE NICE"
"They mushy, I likey" I said as I played with him
"I like you" he said as he laid me down on the path
I looked up at the sky as the music behind the kingdom played and fireworks shot up. They were colourful, my heart skipped beats as I watched the castle change colours.
"I wanna be a princess"
"You're my queen"
"Okay Gaston"
"Beast"
"Doris"
"WHO IS DORIS?" I asked
"The bartender lady in shrek"
"YOU MABEL"
"WHO IS THAT?"
"HER SISTER" I screamed back and he threw his head back in laughter. I watched him laugh as the colours hit his face. He looked beautiful, peaceful.
"God I can't feel a thing" he said as I felt my emotions heightened up
"GIVE OTHERS SOME SPACE GET OUT OF THE WAY" an old grumpy lady screamed at us as we laid in the middle of the path
"WE CAN SEE YOUR UNDIES GRANDMA" Ian screamed and I felt a wave of laugh hit me
"DO THEY HAVE SPONGEBOB ON THEM?" I pointed and she pulled down her skirt and tried running
"RUN PATRICK RUN" Ian mimicked SpongeBob as we both broke in fits of laughter
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" I screamed and we looked up straight
"Is that the security?"
"Sexy" I said as I watched the figure get closer
"Get up"
"But I'm comfortable"
"Those right their officer, that's his wife and he harassed me" we heard the SpongeBob undie grandma say
"RUN DELILAH"
"STAY WHERE YOU ARE"
"NEVER" I screamed and we ran
"BY THE WAY I CAN STILL SEE YOUR SPONGEBOBS" I screamed and we ran as fast as we could.