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alone 3: i don't have a creative title

Kokichi let yume move in with him a few weeks ago, he was more than happy to take care of his baby. He made up 19 years of birthday gifts, he'd given them a computer, a drawing tablet (one of the nice ones with a screen), a phone, and a whole bunch of art supplies, he'd even agreed to pay for an Adobe Creative cloud subscription once he was financially stable enough to do that, sure he'd have to not spend money on anything else for a year like he did last year to get the other gifts, and he'd probably have to ask rantaro for help, but it's ok, kokichi just wanted his kid happy

Kokichi told Yume he'd be going out for a bit, they didn't mind, they just smiled, waved, and went back to their animation project. Kokichi was gonna talk to his ex husband about his reasons for divorce, he never understood why he never let him see his kid growing up or why he forced him out of the house knowing he'd have nowhere to go except a cardboard box in a cold and damp alleyway. Kokichi thought he was good to his husband and his child.

He walked up to the house that once belonged to him and knocked out on the door. Shuichi looked upset the second he realized Kokichi was at the door, but kokichi ignored it. "We need to talk." He said, letting himself in and sitting at the kitchen table. "Why did you leave me?" He asked. "Why!? You cheated on me!!" "Shuichi Saihara. You were the only person I've ever loved, you are still the only person I've ever had sex with, only person I've ever kissed, only person I thought I was able to trust with every problem I faced and every insecurity I had, you were the only person I ever fucking had to give me comfort, you really think I would cheat on you when I'd lose so many things? How come you never get mad at your wife for cheating, why don't you kick her out so she can live in a cardboard box and tell her she can never see her kid?" "Because she doesn't cheat like you did." "Who did I cheat on you with?" "Rantaro" kokichi calls rantaro, "hey, rantaro, what does my dick look like" trick question, kokichi can't afford to get anything more than a packer, but rantaro thinks kokichi is cis. "What?" "Tell me what my dick looks like, how big is it, stuff like that." "Kokichi, 2 questions, why are you asking me and why do you think I'd know?" "Well you'd know because I apparently cheated on my ex husband with you." "No you didn't, and I really don't think I'd ever have sex with you anyways, I think of you like a brother, doing it with you would make me uncomfortable." "Ok, thank you for confirming" kokichi hangs up on rantaro and turns to shuichi, "see, I never cheated on you, unlike you and the cock sucking whore you divorced me for, I wouldn't cheat because if I fell out of love with someone, I'd tell them, maybe stay friends with them, and go date someone else." "How did you know I cheated on you?" "I came home early once and I decided to be nice, I got you ice cream and hot topic pins and I walk in on you fucking kaede senseless, so I just stayed the night at rantaro's house and I decided you doing that was a one time thing and I decided to pretend it never happened." Shuichi kisses kokichi's cheek, "I'm sorry hun, I'd love to have you back, I'll leave her if you want me to."

"Are you joking!? You screamed at me and divorced me while I could never think of what I did wrong! You screamed at my 15 minutes ago for something I never did! You cheated on me probably countless times! You wouldn't let me see my child that, need I remind you, I birthed, they may as well have just met me for the first time last year, they were 21,for fuck's sake! No, I wanted you back 21 years ago, but knowing what I know now, I wonder why I ever even wanted to be your friend." Kokichi gets up and walks to the door, "by the way, I recommend you going to kaito's house right now, I'm sure you'll love to know how I felt oh so many years ago." Kokichi turns and leaves, slamming the door shut on his way out.