I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom (Nico)

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[Once I.... or something]

"Can you do a flip?" Leo asked curiously.

"Yes, but I don't want to right now. Maybe during the next break," I said.

[I look... living thing."]

"Technically, he's not wrong," Nico said, remembering what the Oracle looked like then.

[I got.... strawberries instead]

"Really? Are you by chance 'Delphi's Strawberry Service'?" Paul asked.

"Yeah," I replied.

"Those are the best strawberries!!" he exclaimed.

Everyone from Camp Half-Blood grinned in pride.

[I watched... Blood Hill."]

"He did that!!" my dad exclaimed.

I grinned knowing what I said next.

["But he did that!!"]

The room laughed while my dad and I grinned at each other.

After the laughter died down, Thalia spoke.

"He did that when he brought Annabeth, Luke, and I to camp. Even if I technically didn't make it into camp, he still brought the other two," she said, her voice laced with sadness and anger when speaking Luke's name.

"The council decided that since I was only assigned to you, Annabeth and Luke didn't count," Grover said sadly.

"Well, given that it's a stupid decision, I've elected to ignore it," Thalia said, with Annabeth, Nico, and I agreeing.

["I might..... in trouble]

"He has a point," Hera said condescendingly, causing the demigods to glare at her.

["He'll get.... twenty-eight."]

"Really?" Rachel asked.

"Yeah. Although technically, I'm 33 now."

"Dang, that sucks."

["What! And.... so bad?"]

"Yes," Zeus said scowling.

"What happened?" Calypso asked.

"That would be spoilers," I responded.

[Chiron looked.... my mind]

Hades groaned, knowing what I was thinking.

["Chiron,"..... Native Americans]

"That's a fairly accurate description," Hermes mused.

[Chiron said.... spear fights]

Clarisse and Ares grinned wildly.

["Sword and.... I asked]

"Really, Prissy?" Clarisse scoffed.

"In my defense, I was brand new to this world and I wasn't shown the orientation film," I said.

[Chiron looked.... ever seen]

"They aren't bizarre, Perseus," Zeus grumbled.

"Well, I was expecting matching normal looking cabins," I defended.

"That's fair. I was shipped to many summer camps growing up, and they all had old wooden cabins," Rachel said.

[Except for.... my speed)] 

"Really?" Leo grinned. "Maybe we could play a game of Horse."

"Sure, Leo. Maybe during the next break."

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