Mr. Starbucks [Epistolary]

035

-Messenger-
Mr. Starbucks

親愛的:
Fuck
Omg
Gago kaba
Hoy
Timothy
Mr. Starbucks
TANGINAMO SAGOT
*Timothy missed your call*
*Timothy missed your call*
*Timothy missed your call*
Tanginang to
Ghoster kaba
Hoy
*Timothy missed your call*
Napaka mo

Mr. Starbucks:
What the hell
Sorry, kakatapos ko lang maligo

Mr. Starbucks is calling...

[On the phone]

Timothy: What is it?

Alice: Uhmm uh diba kakatapos mo lang maligo? Bihis ka muna

Timothy: *opens cam* Hi

Alice: WHAT THE HELL TIM WEAR A FUCKING SHIRT 

Timothy: *laughs* *offs the cam* sorry sorry

Alice: By the way naririnig mo naman siguro ako diba

Timothy: Yeah

Alice: Bakit mo ginawa yon

Timothy: The what?

Alice: Ikaw nag bayad sabi ni Kuya

Timothy: Oh yeah, wala lang trip ko lang

Alice: Timothy hindi ako natutuwa sa trip trip mo na yan ha

Timothy: Look, I'm just want to be kind, binayaran na nga galit kapa

Alice: Hoy Mr. Starbucks, I'm actually super duper happy pero

Timothy: But?

Alice: Nakakahiya kaya
Alice: Tsaka mukha kang tanga
Alice: We're not even in a relationship nor friendship
Alice: Tapos ganyan ka maka asta

Timothy: Then let's be in a relationship

Alice: That's not what I meant

Timothy: I don't care, I want to court you, period

Alice: Timothy

Timothy: Wag kana umangal, I will court you from now on

Alice: Kakakilala palang natin-

Timothy: Kakakilala MO palang sa'kin to be exact

Alice: What? I don't understand you Tim

Timothy: You really can't, I'll explain to you tomorrow nalang
Timothy: You need to study, exam pa bukas

Alice: Hey

Timothy: Yeah?

Alice: Thank you

Timothy: You are always welcome