Dib: Gaz, where's Dad, I need to talk to him, quick!
Gaz: He's giving a show right now, and if you do anything to mess it up this time I'll have you beheaded.
Dib: Shhh Gaz, he's starting
Membrane: Now, I realize that my last scientific revelation has been just a bit controversial, but I promise you, there's nothing about aliens or conspiracy theories today.
Rather, I have discovered, through some volunteer experimentation, how to keep oneself from being electrocuted by forcing the body to absorb the electricity. Now, how the energy is later dispersed is soon to be known, isn't that exciting?
Dib: Yeah, it is Dad. (fingers spark)
(Suddenly, the lights start to blink, something is wrong)
Membrane: It seems we are having some technical difficulties, hang on a metric minute.
Dib: Oh no, I swear this has nothing to do with me Gaz, I'm uh, gonna go help Dad!
Gaz: He knows something...
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(Along the way, Dib runs into Agent Nessie)
Dib: I'm so sorry!
Nessie (recognizing his voice): Agent Mothman what are you doing here?
Dib: I can ask you the same thing, and why are you referring to me as.... Agent Nessie?!
Nessie: Shhh, you'll blow my cover, come on!
Membrane (runs into them): Employee, son! There's been some technical difficulties, what are you doing back here?
Dib: Dad, I think I have some clue what's going on.
Nessie: (Covers his mouth) No, no, he doesn't, this is just a little kid.
Dib (pulls hand away): This isn't just an employee, he works for the-
Nessie: (hand back over mouth): AH, kids nowadays.
Membrane: Let. Him. Speak.
Dib: Dad! There's this group I'm a part of called the Swollen Eyeball Organization, but now I'm starting to think that was a bad idea.
Membrane: Wait, what's Swollen Eyeball?
Nessie: I haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about kid.
Dib: Well, you should since you're one of the elite members!
Membrane: What, I don't understand.
Nessie: We don't have time to understand, let's just figure this out as we go come on!
(He leads them to the control room where Darkbootie has taken over)
Bootie: Ah Nessie, Mothman, good to see more members here. And if it isn't the great Professor Membrane himself, tell me, how does it feel to have your life's work taken over in an instant?
Nessie: This wasn't part of the plan sir!
Bootie: This was always the plan, now, I'll have the three of you escorted for now.
(They are thrown in a small room)
Membrane: So one of my own trusted employees was not so trustable afterall, and to think my own son...
Nessie: That's right, all along I've been sending intel to the elite members, in just a matter of time, they will steal the entire show.
Dib: You never told me about any of this.
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AFTER THE FLORPUS
FanfictionThis is how I imagine the series if it got another season that takes place directly after Enter the Florpus: Gir glitches, Membrane keeps secrets, aliens live among us, secret societies are not to be trusted, Dib is going through a lot now. I try t...