AFTER THE FLORPUS

VAMANOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!

Dib: Dad? Hey Dad.

Membrane: Son, what's taking you so long.

Dib: Dad, Zim betrayed me, I burnt out the fuel in the fight, now I'm banished to the rings of Saturn (sighs) on my birthday noneless.

Membrane: It's your birthday? Oh it is! Happy birthday son, I love you so much.

But I did warn you about the Fear-Sucker running out of power. There's not much I can do now, but just hang in there, I'll see what I can do.

Dib: Thanks Dad and- ahhh- (a small asterioud hits his arm breaking the screen and quite possibly his arm)

***

Membrane: DIB! Fellow inferior scientists, we must work quickly to get into space, my boy is up there!

(they work quickly duhhhh)

Membrane: (calls Gaz): Daughter, your brother is stuck in space, I wanted to let you know in case you began to worry about him. He's on the rings of Saturn, it's quite exciting, I must admit I'm jealous.

Gaz: To be honest I forgot where he was, also Squee wants to adopt GIR as a pet.

Membrane: We'll see about that later, I've already made one adoption this month, I must go now.

Gaz: Clueless Dad. (contacts Tak) Tak, where the hell are you?

Tak: I'm about to unleash yet another revenge plot on Zim!

Gaz: Good, because my brother probably wants to, too. He's on the rings of Saturn. Figured I'd do one nice thing for him on his birthday, also this will make perfect blackmail.

Tak: Fine what do you want me to do with him?

Gaz: I don't care.

***

Dib: (cries and holds his hurt arm)

Tak: Happy Birthday cry baby get in but don't sit down.

Dib: Tak? Why are you?

Tak: The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but they're usually good help. Zim is being an ass again, so it's time to take him down like we should have before.

Dib: I'm with you but (arm hurts even more)

Tak: By god how long do humans take to heal ?

Dib: Usually a while.

Tak: Then I'll get you to the irken equivalent to a hospital when we arrive on Irk. You can't fight with only one arm if you're as weak as you are.

Tak's Ship: Sit down and I'll kill you.

***

(Zim is trying to get the Irkens to cheer him on but they raid on him, calling him a traitor)

(Dib and Tak nearly crash land)

Tak's Ship: I told you if you sat down I'd kill you and I meant it!

Dib: Geez I'm sorry!

Irkens: There's the stink boy who helped the traitor!

Tak: Wait, you helped Zim!?

Dib: Yes, but he betrayed me!

Tak: I'm prepared to betray both of you right now, but which one to kill first?

Irken: Wait (takes Tak's height) She's the next tallest irken meaning, Tak is our new Tallest.

Tak: Yes, and my first decision as the new leader is capture Dib and Zim!

(They do so and throw them in jail)

Dib: Everytime I end back here, but now it's with you. You betrayed me!

Zim:suck it up. I was never on anyone's side.

Dib: You let me think you were on my side.

Zim:why should take sides when no one ever takes mine when everyone I know is a liar!

Dib: I never lied to you!

Zim: what about that time you tried to have me eaten by pirañas, I'll tell you something, that was never a human tradition that I know of!

Dib: it could've been and how would you know if you hated humans

Zim:all I know is, I'm just confused okay? It's like I have my alien instinct and now these instincts that aren't alien.

Dib: you're not making any sense.

Zim: Im coded to hate humans, that's why I betrayed you okay!

Part of me also thought you could be useful outside of jail but, you know which side took over...

Dib: we can't let Tak be the new tallest, shell be a tyrant and want to destroy earth. (arm pain) Owwww

Skoodge: Let me look at your arm, I think I can help you out. (starts on fixing the Membracelet and setting his arm back into place) I feel bad for helping Zim betray you.

Dib: Thanks Skoodge and don't worry about it. I can tell you're good at heart, unlike Zim.

Zim: Whatever, Stink-boy, Tak won't care about earth: she will care about conquering the galaxy.

Dib:hmmmm, we just need to find an Irkens taller than her.

Zim: Miyuki was taller than Red and Purple.

Dib: Who's Miyuki?

Zim: She was the tallest before Red and Purple, actually before Stork but everyone forgot he existed,mostly because Stork was eaten during his coronation, and she was good, a good leader and a good... almost mother I guess?

Dib: I wouldn't know since I never had a mom.

Zim: I guess this conversation is awkward now.

Dib: it was awkward from the start but....

Skoodge: I HAVE AN IDEA

Zim: spill it then

Skoodge: well, I kind of know where Miyuki's Pak is, if we can fix it, maybe we can actually revive her somehow.

Dib: Then what are we waiting for, let's go! Ahhhh, after you fix me up.