Dib: OHHHH boy.
Zim: That's right, eh, Z.I.R.! Attack him!
ZIR: Yessir! (he blasts Dib right into a wall)
***
(Meanwhile, Membrane is using GIR to help him with another project when GIR starts acting stranger than usual)
Membrane: What's wrong little lab partner, are you glitching again?
(GIR doesn't answer, but blasts right through the roof)
Membrane: Now we have to fix the roof again.
(GIR lands in front of ZIR, in SIR/ Duty mode)
GIR: Who are you?
ZIR: I'M YOU, BUT COMPETENT!
GIR: NO! (attacks him) There can only be one GIR. (destroys him)
GIR: ZIIIM! You tried to replace me (goes back to normal) that was pretty cool!
Zim: Indeed it was cool, but did it destroy the Dib?
(Dib, still stuck in the wall, gives a thumbs up, and pulls himself out, disheveled but alright)
Dib: I wonder why he attacked Z.I.R. like that?
Zim: I guessed it caused some sort of interference.
Dib: Does this mean he's yours again?
Zim: Not sure. GIR! Would you rather stay at the stinky human house, or come with me, where I'll- I'll let you watch Stupid Monkey Show as much as you want!
GIR: STUPIIDD MONKEYYYY SHOWW!!!!
Dib: I guess it's settled and- ZIR destroyed my gold star, ZIIIM!
***
(Membrane mourns the loss of his little lab partner, comforted by Clembrane)
(Not sure what music to go with this chapter, but I do recommend the Sonic OVA, which partially inspired the GIR fight)
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AFTER THE FLORPUS
FanfictionThis is how I imagine the series if it got another season that takes place directly after Enter the Florpus: Gir glitches, Membrane keeps secrets, aliens live among us, secret societies are not to be trusted, Dib is going through a lot now. I try t...
