AFTER THE FLORPUS

Pak of Pluto

(A/N: Y'ALL I FOUND OLD SCRIPTS!!!!!!)

(While flying to Pluto)

Dib: Hey Zim, you're actually not being annoying for once, what's the reason.

Zim: I... feel a negetive emotion.

Dib: Why?

Zim: It's my fault, Dib.

Dib: What is?

Zim: I killed the previous Tallests, both of them, all because I'm just stupid.

Dib: Why don't you describe what happened?

Zim: I don't want to.

Skoodge: I saw the whole thing. He invented a blobby creature and tried to show it to her, but then it ate her.

Dib: What.

Zim: Shut up Skoodge.

Skoodge: Then, not to long after, it grew and grew out in sapce, it came back and ate Tallest Stork.

Dib: Oh my... Zim it's no wonder Red and Purple... hated you.

(marking on Zim's pack reveal he's a defective not an invader)

Zim: Go ahead, make fun of me. I really am just defective, nothing more nothing less.

Skoodge: If it makes you feel any better, I'm kind of defective, too. It's why I'm not all skinny like you other Irkens.

Dib: All my life people also treated me like a screw up, an outcast, insane.

Skoodge: Maybe we're all a little defective

Zim: No we're special. That's what Miyuki always told me.

Skoodge: Then let's get her back.

***

Dib: Wow Pluto is even smaller than I thought. My dad told me about how small it is, but wow.

Skoodge: When I recovered Miyuki's pak, I brought it straight here so I can work on it in secret.

Zim: Did you always plan on bringing Miyuki back?

Skoodge: Yes, Red and Purple hated me. Anyways, I left it right here never touched it I wonder if.

(they look up and see the Pak attached to Pluto itself.

Pluto Native: Invaders, capture them.

Dib: No, we just want to talk!

Pluto Native: Our planet is living, just like I assume you are, but an alien race came in and stole it's energy source temporarily shrinking our already small planet. But someone brought this life device and now it fuels everything and everyone.

Zim: You will let us have it!

PN: No. We don't trust aliens like you.

Skoodge: Please, we really need it. It is the life source of our leader's energy.

Dib: Yeah, a different race of aliens took your lifesource, if you let us have this Pak, we can maybe even hunt down those aliens and get your original source back!

PN: no.

Dib: Alright then.

(they walk away)

Zim: We're stealing it.

Dib: I want to say no but I'm not going to.

***

(they sneak their way into the base where the Pak is located and steal it, causing several ear-piercing alarms to go off and shoot blue lasers at them. The planet shrinks slightly every minute it doesn't have an energy source. Dib sees how terrorized the natives are, and decides to give up his alien hunting briefcase in its place, causing the natives to cheer in relief, and making pluto the Dib-planet)

Skoodge: Wow Dib, you claimed that planet in a peaceful manner.

Dib: (tending to his singed hair): I don't know if you say peaceful.

(back on Irk, at Tak's cornonation?)

Dib: Wait! We,we found Miyuki's Pak!

Tak: It doesn't matter, that won't bring her back, now, coronate me so I can have him KILLED.

Dib: Please, please listen, Skoodge figured out a way to- (stuggles against captors, presses button on Membracelet, a hologram of Membrane appears)

Membrane: Son, thank goodness it appears you're alright, how's your arm.

Dib: Skoodge fixed it and...

(all the Irkens stare in amazement at Membrane and how tall he is)

Membrane: Th-there's an entire race of aliens before me... I must be hallucinating.

Dib: Dad, you're not hallucinating, this is Irk. You need to distract these guys long enough so Skoodge can create a hologram of Miyuki.

Membrane: Who's Skoodge?

Dib: He's another alien friend of mine. He's good with fixing things.

Membrane: Are all aliens intelligent?

Tak: No, they are stupid! All except me of course, and when I'm fully coronated, you and your offspring will be killed! Except Gaz she's okay.

Membrane: Thank goodness, and no, you will not kill my son! He doesn't like being killed.

Dib: Thanks Dad means a lot.

Tak: Well what are you doing? After him.

Unnamed Irken: Well, this Membrane guy is taller than you, so he has the say.

Tak: God this race is stupid.

Membrane: Well I say don't kill my son. However, I don't know if I'm suited to lead a race of aliens.

Skoodge: Almost there and, that's it. Her essence!

(hologram of Miyuki appears, the irkens cheer)

Membrane: Oh my aliens can be so beautiful.

Miyuki: and a human so tall.

What am I doing here I thought I was dead?

Dib: I'm Dib Membrane, this is my Dad. I know you probably don't like us because we're humans, but Zim and Skoodge and I helped you, obtain this form so the Irkens can have a good leader. So please, I don't want to be jailed again.

Miyuki: I see no reason for that and did you say Zim?

Zim: Mi.. yuki.

I'M SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Miyuki: Zim, you've fixed your mistake. With help of course. I'm so glad to see everyone again.

I hereby decree that no one shall persecute these humans nor should they mistreat Zim and Skoodge.

(everyone cheers them on)

Zim: (cries tears of joy because he finally gained approval)

Dib: Well Dad, I think I'll be coming home now.

Membrane: Hurry now. In life there is no time to waste!

Skoodge: I'll fly you back like I said.

Dib: Thanks. Zim are you coming, GIR does miss you.

Zim: I'll catch up to you guys, and hey Stinky.

Dib: Yeah.

Zim: Thanks. You're no so bad, for a human.