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I'm bored, tired and had classmates bully and make fun of me for my PTSD the day I started this (April 11th). I cried for 2 hours, so this is to make me feel better. Some of these are taken from conversations with my irl friends slutforoliverwood and beccahamilton15 and our other friends.
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Edric, whispering to Emira in a cult of dragon worshippers: I thought we were supposed to kill the dragon.
Amity: Who beat up Hunter? He came into Willow's class to complain to her
Eda: Idk, not my problem
Amity: K I just wanted to congratulate the people who did
Amity: I'm not doing too well
Luz: What's wrong?
Amity: I have this headache that comes and goes
*Hunter enters the room*
Amity: There it is again
Hunter: Amity gave me a get better soon card.
Willow: That's sweet!
Hunter: I wasn't sick, she just thinks I can do better
Matt: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds
Gus: Forty five seconds?!?
Matt: No! I said four TO five seconds
Gus, hugging Matt: Too late
Eda: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Lilith: Your life?
Eda: I- well yes, but-
Luz: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK
Gus: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG
Luz: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO
Willow: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
Amity: Looks like someone's a HO
Gus : NaBrO
Hunter: I'm done with all of you!
Eda: Change is inedible.
Luz: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Eda, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t
Amity: Did you bring Luz?
Gus, gesturing to Hunter: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Amity: Hunter? The next best thing would be Willow!
Hunter: I would be offended, but Willow is freakishly strong
Amity, entering the H.A.S: Who's in charge here?
Matt, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest
Amity, talking about Matt: Is this a friend of yours, Gus?
Gus: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it
Gus: Hi
Willow: Hey, did you do what I said?
Luz: Did you tell him?
Gus: I did
Willow: And what did he say?
Gus: “Thank you.”
Luz: You’re totally welcome. What’d he say?
Gus: He said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Matt said, “Thank you.”
Luz: Hunter, my old friend!
Hunter, pointing at Amity: I think you tried to kill me at some point
Amity: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you
Willow: What do you have?
Skara: A KNIFE!
Willow: NO!
Matt: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Gus: I wrote you a poem
Matt, already crying: You did?
