KARMA ๏ KATSUKI BAKUGO

he kicked himself in the balls

You stood there smiling like an idoits as you watched the fight on the big screen. Everything was going to hell and the ash-blond boy was just sparking the fire with an unlimited amount of gasoline.
It was like a heaven for you. 

The class however, had actually gotten slightly scared of the girl who giggled a little bit when the ash blond blew off an explosion and hurt the Midoriya kid. After watching that fight go down, you thought your own fight would be amazing, but...

Your own battle was own quickly, you barely did anything. The boy you were put with had covered ice over the entire building and then melted it away a few minutes later, all you could so was wait outside.

After everyone else had their own awesome and super cool go, All Might brought everyone over to the exit and congratulated everyone. When he left, everyone walked back to 1A and resumed the afternoon classes.

Well, that would be everyone expect you. You were called down to the principle's office. You didn't really know what to expect from a rat, but to say it was awkward would be an understatement.

"Ah, L/n. Lovely to see you, would you like some tea? I have Oolong." He said, gesturing to the pot of tea.

"Sure." You said, unsure.

The literal rodent started to pour the tea, on a stack of book placed on a chair. When he finished pour and waddled along and gave the tea to you. He then went ahead and sat on his chair with his cup of tea.

"So, it has come to my attention you assaulted a fellow student during lunch? Is that correct?" Nezu said calmly with a sip of his tea.

"He kicked himself in the balls." You said in your defence as you took a sip from the tea. Surprisingly, it was pretty good. And you don't even like tea.

The look on Nezu's face told you that he was unable to come up with anything to say to that. he quickly took a sip of the tea before setting it down on a coaster and folding his hands together.

"You know, I once had a student who was very much like you. Expect, he started a school fight on the first day of school."

"Don't worry, I'll get there one day." You assured him.

"L/n." Nezu's head fell before looking up again. "You can't go around kicking people in the balls."

"He kicked himself in the nuts, I was just there to witness it." You shrugged, taking another sip.

"L/n, I'm letting you off the hook this time. But, if you act like this one more time, I will have to take some course of action. I have no proof that you kick a boy in the crotch other than his word, so I can't put anything against you. But being tempestuous isn't a way to become a hero, you will need to get that under control."

"I'm going to start calling you a rat if you call me tempestuous again."

Clearly Nezu has never heard anyone call him a rat before, since the look of surprise shock took over his face. "Pardon me."

"You shall be pardoned, goodbye!" You quickly shot out of the chair and head straight for the door.

"Do you know what I think of you now?" Nezu said, slightly annoyed for what you said.

"As a challenge?" You shut the door and started running.

The rodent had it coming, but you couldn't help but laugh nervously as you ran for 1A, almost skidding to a stop when you saw the door. You rushed inside, almost knocking over some dude with books in his hand. You snatched your bog off your chair and slid over a desk to get out the door quicker.

"What do you think your doing?!" Mr. Uptight's voice yelled through the halls as you started running. "Stop running!"

The thrill of what you just did was coursing through your veins along with adrenaline. So did the realisation. You just insulted the principle of the best hero school in the country, what the fuck is wrong with you.

The sun was setting when you ran through the front doors. The Midoriya dude was there, you ran past him, scaring him to the ground. All Might was also out there, he was talking to the explosion boy.

"Coming through!" You yelled running past them.

"Young L/n! What do you think your doing?" All Might called out, slightly confused.

"Running for my life!" You yelled back, disappearing down the hill.

As your house came into view, you fumbled around your bag until you found your keys, you charged at your front door and quickly open and shut it. 
As you slid down the door, you heard Uggie bark before he came sprinting down the hall. he had his tongue sticking out the side of his mouth as he ran with a goofy smile.

"Hey Bud." You scratched him behind the ears as he sat next to you and poked your shoulder with his nose. "You know, I'm pretty stupid."

He just sat there panting with little paws and stupid cute face. You patted his fur before getting up from the doorway and walking with Uggie to your room.
When you got into the room, you waited for Uggie to trot in before closing the door. Uggie jumped up on your bed and laid down, you followed.

"I basically told the principle of the school that he was a rat- Which, I mean he is, but still." You hit your head with your hand.

Uggie barked at you, before scooting over to lay his head in your lap.

"He had it coming, of course. He said I was tempestuous. I don't think I'm tempestuous." You scowled.

Uggie lifted his head up with a somewhat judgey look on his face. You knitted your eyebrows at his face for a moment.

"I don't have to walk you." At this, he licked your face. "Aww, gross dude. Your breath stinks."

Uggie jumped up and started wagging his tail and he jumped around. Your darted off your bed and ran for the door. Before you could open the door for him, he jumped up on his hind legs and forced the handle down with his front paws. He slid past the door and ran out, barking happily.

"Where did you learn that?!"

Yen when she called the principal a rat