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Pirate's Booty: Pirate!England x Reader

//thank you espada_4 for requesting this sexy hunk of a pirate *wink wonk*

You glanced around the docks, like you were looking for someone, before you let out a soft sigh of relief and walked to your bar, unlocking the front door and going inside, turning on the lights. You closed the door behind you and smiled at the sight, your old yet characteristic bar and the wall full of every liquor imaginable. You tied on your apron and got out a couple mugs and shot glasses, getting ready for your usual crowd of customers, pirates.

After maybe an half hour, your bar was already filled to the brim basically with men of all shapes and sizes, all of them worn from life on the sea. You would bring drinks out to the men sitting at tables, ignoring the drunken cat calling from some of the regulars. They just really weren't your type.

You let out a noise of surprise when you felt a calloused hand roughly grope your butt. You frowned and turned to face the culprit, being faced with a drunken, disheveled Arthur Kirkland, probably the most annoying of your regulars. He was apparently a feared pirate, but he always just acted like a perverted fool.

"I see my booty is as firm and sexy as ever, lass~" Arthur drunkenly slurred, waggling his comically thick eyebrows at you. You just scoffed, shaking your head in disapprovement.
"You should be lucky I don't kick you outta here, Kirkland." you growled out at him. He gave you a hurt look, like you hurt his feelings, which you knew you didn't.

"Aww now don't be so harsh! I just wanted to check up on my booty~ can't have anyone else taking it, now can we~?" He mused out, standing up and only stumbling a bit, before wrapping an arm around your waist.

You scrunched up your face and looked away, the scent of dirty, drunk pirate just too much for your nose. You squirmed out of his grip and just walked away, shaking your head as you walked back to the bar. He watched you leave him, a look of longing and loneliness on his face though you didn't notice.

Before you know it, it was about time to pack up for the night and go home. There were a few stragglers still in the bar, but you weren't worried since you could easily threaten them to leave. But, one of those stragglers was Arthur. You mentally cursed and looked away, before he noticed your slight glare at him. You quietly grumbled underneath your breath, cleaning up the bar and getting ready to leave. By then the others for the hint and left, but of course Arthur stayed.

He walked up to you as you were wiping down the tabletops, grabbing your hips and pulling you up against his chest. You blushed a bright red and stiffened in his grip, feeling him nuzzle the back of your neck.
"Arthur.... stop..." you quietly mumbled out, looking down at your feet. He let out a slurred, hearty laugh, feeling up and down your hips.

"Calm down, lass~ I'm just feelin' up my property~" He mused, oddly sounding sober now. You just huffed in annoyance and squirmed out of his grip, glaring at him and throwing the dirty rag you were using to clean right at his face. He stood there, incredulous at what you just did.

He let out a small, quiet chuckle as he grabbed his feathered pirate hat, putting it on before walking back over to you. He grabbed you by the waist, picking you up and carrying you out of your bar.

"What the hell!! LET ME GO YOU ASS!" You yelled out, hitting him and trying to get out of his grip once again. He just shook his head as he brought you to his grand ship.

"No can do, _____~ I'm keeping my booty with me from now on~ I can't risk other men trying to steal you from me~" He hummed, bringing you on-board the ship.

You just sighed and let him carry you, ultimately giving up on trying to get away. He seemed very determined to keep you, and you didn't want to get on his bad side.

//oh man this trash pirate love this guy yay :D remember to vote and request babes <3