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Bayonetes: 2P!Italy X Reader

//thank you SpainsTomatoGang for requesting! I was waiting for one of these dorks to be requested!
You let out a grunt of effort as you lifted up a heavy cardboard box filled to the brim with new guns for your collection. Most say your collection wasn't something for women, but you were just so fascinated by all of the firearms created throughout the year. You even had your own little museum by your house where you displayed all of your guns to the public, and you were very proud of it.

You were working behind the counter, tying a bandana in your hair to keep your bangs out of your face. Opening the box, you gasped happily at the sight of revolutionary war era bayonets. You loved the beautiful wood finish to the rifle part and also the metallic gleam of the razor sharp knife attached to the end.

You set some of them in display cases before walking outside, unlocking the door so your museum was now open to the public for the day. A lot of people praise your collection, saying that you had the biggest collection of guns in the world that was open to the public. But also, a lot of those people that you were a guy but just with a girly name until they finally saw you.

The museum was open for a bit by now, and a lot of people have already stopped by. You were cleaning a colt revolver when two men walked in, one with messy blonde hair and the shorter male with neat auburn hair. You waved hello to the duo and put the revolver back on it's display before walking over to greet them.

The taller blonde obviously looked much more excited about being here than his shorter friend.
"Hello guys! Welcome to my gun museum. Feel free to look around and if you want, you can ask to take out one of the guns to get a feel of that weapon, ok?" You said kindly, getting a response from the blonde but not the auburn.
"Danke schön Frau." He simply stated, before leaving his friend and going off to look at the guns, looking like a kid in the candy shop.

The shorter male just frowned at you, and you were confused on why he was in such a grumpy mood.
"Hey, you ok?" You asked him, leaning up against the wall slightly. He just huffed and looked away from you, crossing his arms. You just let out a soft chuckle, not wanting to be shot down so easily.

You somewhat lightly punched his shoulder, making him stumble a bit. He glared at you, his magenta eyes narrowing in anger.
"What the hell was that for?!?" he exclaimed, slyly reaching into his pocket and gripping his knife in case he needed it.

You just scoffed at his anger and rolled your eyes. "Oh don't even try to be tough you loser. I asked you a question and I expect an answer." You said, a small frown on your face.

He was a bit surprised at your roughness but just decided to give you what you want so you'd stop bothering him.
"I just don't like guns, ok? They're big and annoying." He grumbled out, crossing his arms, not finding her much of a threat anymore though he was still a bit on-edge.

You were surprised at what he said, and decided to at least try to change his mind about guns, since they were your life passion. You grinned and grabbed his wrist, a bit forcefully dragging him into the back room where the extra revolutionary war era bayonets. You took out one of the beautiful guns, gently handing it to him.
"Is this stupid? If anything, it's brilliant. The design is that if you run out of bullets, you can just stab people with the razor-sharp blade on the end!" You chimed, grabbing a small cloth and wiping down the blade of the bayonet.

He just looked at the gun, actually pretty impressed with the idea. He ran his pointer finer down the blade, not flinching at all as the metal easily cut through his finger, making him bleed. He looked back up at you, arching an eyebrow at the giant grin on your face.
"See? Not all guns are stupid~" You mused out, gently taking the gun back from him and cleaned off the blood and put it away before grabbing a bandage and cleaning up the new cut on his finger.

He watched you bandage up his finger, smirking slightly and grabbing your wrist with his other hand. You froze once he did than and looked up at him, confused. He just pulled you a bit closer to himself, a bright, obviously fake smile on his face. What he did next completely surprised you.

He grabbed the back of your neck, pressing down hard on your pressure point. You blacked out and he picked you up, humming a somber tune as he carried you out of the back room. He met back up with his German buddy, leaving the museum with him with you in his arms.
"Why did you want to kidnap the Frau?" The blonde asked, crossing his muscular arms as he asked said question.
"Oh, no reason~ I that she was a bella ragazza and just waited until we were alone together~"

//I don't even know. Ok. I just started writing and this is what happened. Jeez. Whatever just remember to vote and request ;)