(They start off bad but they get better I promise)
Ex: I got the power drill
Scar: Thank you
Ex: And the clown costume
Scar: great
Ex: And the 8 gallons of blood
Scar: wow
Scar: where did you get 8 gallons of blood from
Ex: oh...did you want fake blood?
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Ren: I HATE YOU! YOU REPUGNANT ANIMAL! How could you do this to me!?
Grian: ...what happened?
Impulse: I'm going to get murdered
Ren: Impulse is pure evil!
Grian: What did he do?
Ren: He gave me a chocolate bunny!
Grian: um?
Ren: BUT IT WAS HOLLOW!!! ALL OF MY HOPES AND DREAMS ARE CRUSHED
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False: What does "take out" mean?
Pearl: Food
Stress: Dating
Cleo: Murder
Gem: It can be all three if you're brave enough-
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Zedaph: How come people always slip on banana peels in cartoons?
Tango: Probably because they're slippery
Zedaph: But I don't think they are, and I can prove it
*Drops banana peel on the ground*
~we'll be right back~
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HumorIt's exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy, little stink children. The *gorgeous* cover art was done be me.
