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theo's pov
slimeyhoes
07:30 pm
me: yo malfoy, im supposed to meet some laura chick from hufflepuff in like
me: rn actually
me: can you go find her and tell her i cant go
draceykins: huh, where you at rn?
me: detention with addie
zambini: how can u use your phone with snape there
me: the old fuck went to deal with potter or sum, peeves told him that he and his friends are doing salazar knows what
me: also addie says hi
zambini: hi addie ily smack this idiot's ass for me
me: fuck you zabini she actually did it
zambini: thats my girl<3 you would have skipped quidditch practice to get laid??
draceykins: yeah nott im not moving my ass to cancel on this girl or whatever
me: welp i actually didn't want to fool around with her, she's been stalking me for the last couple of days and i thought id get her off my case
draceykins: why didn't u tell her you have a gf already
me: what gf?
zambini: 🤦🏾 addie ofc
me: wtf guys she's my best friend
draceykins: the best friend you've been drooling over
zambini: nott and clifford are sitting in a tree...
me: what are u, twelve?
me: nah man there's no chance with addie, im in the friendzone
zambini: why is everyone so dumb these days smh
zambini: thank merlin she made that gc, now we can expose your lovesick ass
me: dont you dare zabini imma make you unable to play quidditch for the rest of your life
draceykins: look at him, so defensive, why wouldn't you want her to find out tho, don't think fooling around with stalkers suits you man
zambini: you afraid you'll lose your f boy reputation?
me: im afraid of rejection you asses
message not sent!
me: i wont tell her that i love her bcuz i dont wanna lose her, id rather have her as my best friend than not have her at all
message not sent!
me: ayyy wanna see how my f boy reputation grows? dont need addie man when i can be with anyone i want
zambini: you liar
draceykins:
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