[social media x rl au]
nott ur mans:
i would drive on, to the end with you
a liquor store or two keeps the gas tank full
and I feel like there's nothing left to do
but prove myself to you, and we'll keep it running
rookie:
is this a love confessio...
weirdfrogdude: grandma's asking if ur okay weirdfrogdude: she's also asking if theo's okay weirdfrogdude: and if you need anything else
me: no offense to grandma me: but we just woke up me: bcuz of ur texts me: i don't know where half of my brain is
weirdfrogdude: probably in ur ass
me: 🤺 me: don't make me come for yours
weirdfrogdude: okay okay ninja weirdfrogdude: answer the question so she can stop bugging me weirdfrogdude: why'd i accept to go with her and uncle ander alone weirdfrogdude: WHY DID YOU STAY HOME
me: because me: *cough cough* me: my last name aint longbottom me: 😋 instantly free pass
weirdfrogdude: ugh weirdfrogdude: lucky weirdfrogdude: this car ride is making me sick
me: at least you wont be throwing up all over my shoes me: nah theo and i are set me: tell grandma not to worry me: we'll see y'all when you get home me: have fun!!
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weirdfrogdude: with a cousin like you who needs cheerleaders
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@theonott: mornings at the longbottoms tagged: @adelinedroffilc
@adelinedroffilc: are we about to kiss rn??
@thatlongbottomguy: i knew i should've stayed home
@tamaralyxx: and you didn't invite me?😭
@kingblaise: addie's gonna choke
@greengrassd_: lovers home alone, what's gonna happen??? @chochang: i can tell you what happens
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wife4life 12:34 pm
wife4life: are you two still alive?
me: yeweesehe me: we ar
wife4life: you don't know how to spell anymore wife4life: oh dear wife4life: what are you two doing?
