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Circus🎪
04:23 pm
me: ugh i hate studying for final exams
me: dumbles can go fuck himself
nott ur mans: respectfully
nott ur mans: addie where you at
me: library with tammy and daphne
me: they literally gonna murder me for procrastinating
tammybear: well you're on your phone when you should be studying for herbology ma'am!!
tammybear: if you're failing herbology how will you become a healer
gryffindor babysitter: i can tutor you addie
gryffindor babysitter: for some galleons
me: grandma would literally kick your ass if she heard you charging me in exchange for your kindness
me: you greedy birch
me: bitch**
planthead: greedy birch???😭😭
slimeyhead: I FUCKING CANNOT
slimeyhead: I WHEEZED AND SNOT FLEW ALL OVER MY TRANSFIGURATION BOOK
ferretboy: that's why ur a slimey head
ferretboy: but this one is for the books
ferretboy changed the nickname for gryffindor babysitter to greedybirch
greedybirch: you know what, i'm not even complaining about it
touchthegrass: please everyone just go back to studying
tammybear: yeah shit theo just popped up in the library
tammybear: we aint doing anymore studying with these two
tammybear: @asschaser where tf u at?
asschaser: hanging out with harry
ferretboy: tell potter to go fuck himself
asschaser: he says 'you too malfoy! why are you hanging out with this idiot anyway?'
ferretboy: because im an actually great person
ferretboy: he missed on a lot by not shaking my hand first year😤
asschaser: still jealous i see
tammybear: ginny you have to study for your OWLs miss ma'am!!
asschaser: stop bitching around, mum and dad, you two were practically fucking like an hour ago
asschaser: merlin it was like you were begging to be found
planthead: where were they???
asschaser: fucking broom closet
me: TAMARA LYNES!!! I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS
nott ur mans: when did you even get laid clifford😭😭😭
me: do you want me to show you how its done nott?
nott ur mans: hell yeah
nott ur mans went offline
rookie went offline
tammybear: he just dragged her out of the library...
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Fanfiction[social media x rl au] nott ur mans: i would drive on, to the end with you a liquor store or two keeps the gas tank full and I feel like there's nothing left to do but prove myself to you, and we'll keep it running rookie: is this a love confessio...
