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nottahoe<3
11:10 pm
me: theodore!!!!
me: bitch answer
seen 11:11
me: you didn't just seen me you ass
me: are you fucking someone rn? at least tell me
seen 11:12
me: then i'll go tell daphne about my devilish plan
nottahoe<3: hold your horses, clifford, i wanna hear about this plan
me: so now you're answering i see, what the bloody hell were you doing?
nottahoe<3: i was shitting
me: forget i ever asked
nottahoe<3: you know i have the memory of a fish
me: anyways, what was i saying? oh yeah
me: i want tamara and draco to fuck.
nottahoe<3: and? pretty sure she wants to fuck him as well
me: only she's too stubborn to admit it so that's where we come in!!! let's make a gc
nottahoe<3: hell yeah addie this is gonna be interesting, don't add idiots tho yk
me: does that mean i don't have to add you?
nottahoe<3: you shouldn't even add yourself at this point
me: meet me in the kitchens later for the big reveal
nottahoe<3: can't you just come to the slytherin common room?
me: will i find food there?
nottahoe<3: the only snack you'll find is me
me: kitchen, nott.
ROOKIE HAS CREATED A GROUP CHAT!
rookie has added: nott ur mans, ferretboy, tammybear, slimeyhead, touchthegrass, parkyobroom, planthead, gryffindor babysitter, asschaser.
rookie has named the group CIRCUS 🎪
12:03 am
ferretboy: what is this clifford?
tammybear: ew why am i in the same group as this ferret
slimeyhead: i think you'll make him cry himself to sleep lynes
ferretboy: fuck off blaise
gryffindor babysitter: addie, you sure you wanted to add me in here?
asschaser: shut up neville ofc she wanted to! where the fuck is addie though
parkyobroom: saw nott leaving the common room a while ago, they're probably fucking somwhere
me: noooow pans, firstly that's disgusting, this shithead has at least 5 sexual illnesses and second welcome everyone!
me: shut up clifford you've never fucked anyone in your life
me: that was just theo, took my phone, i'll give him the ass beating later
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Demolition lovers | Theodore Nott
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