Unrequited LOVE

•Chapter 44•

WARNING: This chapter contains alcohol, partying, and one horrendous game of Never-Have-I-Ever. You have been warned. 

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The party goes remarkably well, for the most part. Pin the tail on the donkey, while widely considered a children's game, proves to be more entertaining than you expected...

...until Red, who managed to get drunk before the party even started, trips a blindfolded Blue, causing him to literally fall over Dream's coffee table. It was safe to say Dream did not appreciate the large crack nearly carving the piece of furniture in half.

Things got wild when it was decided that 'Never Have I Ever: Alcohol Edition' would be the next game played. Everyone was given a brimming cup of alcohol, although you were sure yours was an inch smaller than the others.

The rules were simple. One person would draw a card from the middle of the room, say what was on it, and if someone had done the action on the card, they were supposed to take a sip of alcohol. When everyone (which consisted of thirteen total skeletons, plus you) was ready, the game began.

Dream, as the host, drew the first card. "Never have I ever eaten dog food."

With a grumble, Ink took a sip from his cup. Everyone stared... then laughed.

"the hell did you do that for?!"

"stars, this is too good!"

"Your level of stupidity astounds me." Yeah, Nightmare earned an elbow to the ribs for that.

Ink huffs. "jeez, can't a guy be curious?"

Lust snorts, pink eyelights flashing. "not when it's about dog food!"

Laughs all-around. Ink draws a card. "never have i joined the mile-high club?"

That went from 0 to 100-

In a moment of bravery, you take a sip, even though you've never been on an airplane, much less had sex on one.

...Almost everyone freezes, eyelights gone, Lust being the only unaffected one. He laughs. Loudly. "shit, not even i've done that!"

You shrug, enjoying the results of your joke. "What can I say? I'm full of surprises."

Red is the next to recover. He questions you with a big grin, a faint string of red-tinted drool dripping down his mandible. "damn. who with?"

Again, you shrug, smiling lopsidedly. "Some dude. It's all a bit fuzzy."

The look everyone gives you at the new information is downright hilarious: slack mandibles and missing eyelights.

Damn, I must be a good-

And then, Sans laughs. "heh. that was a good one. ya almost had me fooled, kiddo."

"wait, you mean-" Ink starts.

"Aw, darn. I've been caught," you groan. "How'd you even know."

Sans's grin widens. He does jazz-hands for effect. "magic."

You deadpan, voice dry. "Ah yes, how could I forget."

Blue coughs, cheekbones blue. "SO YOU HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MATED- UM, DONE THAT ON A COMMERCIAL AIRLINE?"

"Nope, it was a joke," a laugh leaves your throat. "Happy late April Fools?"

A few laughs, but everyone looks a bit shaken. Still, the game continues when you draw a card. It reads: 'Never have I ever flashed someone.'

You ask the question, and the tension in the room fades. Red, Sans, Ink, Lust, Dust, Killer, and most surprisingly, Blue, all take a drink. Killer snorts. "guess you're not so innocent after all, baby blue."

Blue goes blue, and sputters out an excuse. "I-IT WAS DURING TRAINING! I WOULD NEVER-"

"that's what they all say," Dust smirks darkly.

You laugh. "Same to you, right, Dust? Who was it, a scorned lover?"

"heh. you could say that."

When Nightmare draws a card, things get wild. "...Never have I ever seen Fifty Shades Of Grey."

When he takes a sip, all hell breaks loose.

"i knew it!"

"Nightmare, that literature is banned in 100 AUs! Have you no shame?!"

Does it count if I've only seen it? You decide that yes, it does count, and take a sip. The following reaction is much like the first time, though not even you are spared from Dream's disappointment.

"You too?! Sans, is she serious?!"

Sans, who has gone blue at the cheekbones, coughs loudly. "yup."

"...Oh my god."

You grin nervously. "Heh. At least I haven't seen the movie."

Dream blanches. "(Y/n), the book is even more explicit... where did you even find it?!"

"Somewhere," you say, sneaking a glance in Nightmare's direction. Unfortunately, the whole circle notices.

"Brother! I'm incredibly disappointed in you!"

"that's just wrong, bud."

"YOU CORRUPTED HER, YOU HEATHEN!"

Nightmare just shrugs, unperturbed. "It's not my fault she went sneaking around my room."

Impossibly, Dream pales. "You keep that kind of material in your room... in plain view?!"

At this point, you've dissolved into a shaking pile of laughter, barely even able to hold your glass up. Nightmare, grinning widely, slaps your back. "Careful now, little one. Wouldn't want you to choke."

...Something tells you that he wouldn't mind doing that to you. "Heh, thanks."

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This scene was fun to write XD. Y'all ready for the smut next chapter?? 😍