I am just the saddest person on the planet
Why?
Becoz i simply cried for the old man
Oh you watched the ending of squid game
Yes and now i hate the old man
I cried when i saw sang woo kill the girl
Poor child
Ik it was sad
Nick cried
Well Nick is still crying
Lol rlly?
Yep
Dickhead
I didn't know he still felt sad about it
Well seeing Nick reminded me
I shud make you sad
Why?
Why not
Make Tommy cry
I did
But i shud make you cry
No
Well Nick agrees
He's here rn
Wht do you mean?
Well is patches there?
What
Wait-
WHERETFISPATCHES??
Calm down son
I'll feed it fish
Fish???
Bruhhh
My cat is gone and you stole it
Technically Nick did
But dw fish fingers
Wht do you mean don't worry
I mean worry after i tweet
WHAT???!!??
YEP
HAHAHHAHAHA
WATCH OUT FOR IT
CAMILLA HELEN OREO PARR
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAT
thts a stupid name and
FISH FINGERS BOBBY BARTHOLOMEW PARR
STFU I WONT GIVE YOU YOUR CAT
Where did Bartholomew come from??
Uh maybe from a fanfiction of you
One i read before i knew it was you
(Well gee haven't you people read area codes? If you haven't go fucking read it)
Just give me back my cat
Never
Bye mah deer bob
Mental Oreo@Oreodagirl
*Insert picture of patches*
Dear Clay- i mean Dream
I have taken patches hostage with the help of Nick-I mean Sapnap.
So please do agree to my terms and give me my clout
Sincerely
Oreo girl
______________________________
Dream@dreamwastaken
Your kidding right?
____________________________
Sapnap@sapnap
No she ain't son.
_____________________________
Wilbur soot@wilbursoot
Ask for a plane ticket as well
______________________________
Mental Oreo@Oreodagirl
Yass so i can meet you and bully the child
____________________________
Tommyinnit@tommyinnit
How come i am here??
AND I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WOMEN
_______________________________
Mental Oreo@Oreodagirl
THE FACT YOU ARE BRITISH IS THE PROBLEM
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Ph1lza@ph1lza
Children please stop fighting
_____________________________
Technoblade@technothepig
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Whts funny is tht as soon i type subscribe, my suggestion Box is filled with 'to' and 'technoblade'
I have advertised him not enough
I want you all to subscribe to Technoblade if you haven't
go do it
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Fanfictionwhat happens when you text a person you don't know and become amazing friends with this stranger and possibly fall in love with him??? Look I attempted a book earlier. I gave up because it was cringe. So second try it is Inspired by Area codes, wron...
