Bob have you ever hoped for children?
Nope
Nasty fucks
Really annoying
Lmao
Same man
If i ever get married i would get married to someone who doesn't want children
Ahem
Im here right?
You could marry me
Nope
Not a chance
I would throw myself down a pit if i do that
But aren't Helen and Bob married?
Yea but...
(╥﹏╥)
I guess sure
Yayyy I'll get the ring
No you dumbass
Not now
Maybe after i move in with you
Then do it
No
Why?
Idiot
Let me finish college in peace
Sure I guess?
Gud
Thts good?
Idk
Ok
Ok
So
Dragon have balls ya know?
I thought according to you they had pussy
Mm apparently to a teacher they had balls
Very sexist teachers
Thts exactly what I said
Well did they tell you to go kick dragon balls?
No
Oh well tht is good right?
No
What I would do to kick a dragussy or dragon balls
Hmm
Build a time Machine
Ok
Byee
Wut ok?
Ten minutes later
You done it yet?
Well i have good news and bad news
Yea?
Good news
I can kick it
Bad news?
Well
I have to act in Harry Potter for it
Since time machines and dragons exist in Harry Potter
Ahh the best solution
Wait this just brought me a question
Yea wht is it?
Tht female dragon who was protecting the eggs in the fourth movie
How did it give out the eggs?
I don't think you can do that with a dick
Wht..
OH MAH GOD
JEEZUS CHRIST
DRAGONS HAVE PUSSIES??
YES SIR
MY TEACHER LIED TO ME
IM SUING THE GUY
Wait for what
False information
Well technically its not an information since dragons don't exist
Shut the fuck up Clay
Let me be happy that i am going to sue a teacher
Ok..
A/N
Stupid ik
But as i said i am losing motivation.
This is the second to last chapter
Ending it at 50
I will do editing after a few days
Then maybe the story will look a little better because at the moment it is shit.
Have a great day or night ( ◜‿◝ )♡
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