thirty four

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Is this a William or a Wilbur?

Hmm depends on who is asking

Dryy
Well Cami is asking
Ring any bells?

No-

Aww fuckk
You not my cousin (╥﹏╥)

Oh i am truly sorry

Don't don't be. Because you are British and since you are not in anyway realated to me I'll bully you ಠ◡ಠ

Let me take an educated guess
This is Oreo girl innit

Ughh fuck off
And ye sure

Hmm i wonder why Dream gave you my number.

Idk ask uhmmm him

Hmm definitely
So now I know your real name what can I do with it?

Do anything but tell the child.
We texted for like a week and he is the most dumbest and dryest guy in the word

Yeaa so tru right

Annoying Brit bitch

Agreeable
Tomathy is very annoying everyone knows that
But what i don't know is why exactly you thought i was your cousin.

Well.
You had his name
And is probably his age
I haven't seen him in quiet a while so
And ofc he is British

Your American but he is Brit
How?

Uncle.

Ah ok
Welp i am truly sorry about your discovery

It's ok i guess?
Also advice
I have a twitter account but i am afraid to use it
Nothing will happen to me right?

Unless BTS fans- sorry STANS come find you and probably kill you for making a mistake
Ye you will be fine

Wht...ಥ‿ಥ
That has happened to me before...

Bruh
Yea it happened to me a few years ago
I freaked out so i created a new account
Haven't found me yet motherfuckers😎😎

Man i haven't met someone who is similar to me
Only throwback is ur Brit

Dw about tht
We can find someway around it
Frends?

YASSSS
SOMEONE WHO USES THAT TERM
FRENDS

Welp your in luck
Thts my favourite term

I am gonna leave Clay for you actually

Leave?

First information for you the dirty crime boi
Me and Clay are dating
Don't TELL ANYONE
got it?

Yes ma'am
Oh this is going to be fun

Tbh this is definitely going to be fun
And I'll take your advice and start using twitter again

Thts why i give the best advice

I thought Phil-

Ye him too

Oki

A/N

Exam results are in two days
Help me somehow
Tell me how to deal with this shit

Also i forgot how ironic it is for Cami to be a bartender

I hope some people got the reference 😏😏

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