It's hard to be the legacy of a legend. Especially when your heart is broken!
Stefan Harronate has it all. Beauty, youth, money, fame, a loyal best friend, countless women throwing themselves at him, and most importantly, a large, wonderful family t...
The new day finds the couple sleeping peacefully, but the aggressive device called the alarm clock is ruthless and doesn't respect anyone's sleep, no matter how peaceful it is. Stefan, who's half awake, rubs his eyes.
Stefan: Fuck you, Plato!
Artemis stirs in Stefan's arms and rubs her face against his chest.
Artemis: What did Plato do to you?
Stefan: He invented the first alarm clock.
Artemis: What? And when?
Stefan: In the 2nd century before Christ.
Artemis: You know you're under a delusion, don't you?
Stefan: No, I'm not. You can google it.
Artemis: Yeah. Sure. Right after my morning kiss!
She tugs her body against his.
Stefan: Good morning, Baby girl.
Artemis: Good morning, Master.
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Stefan: You snuck away last night. You're a bad girl.
Artemis: Yeah. I'm sorry, but I didn't realize that I fell asleep. I was looking at you and suddenly... the light went out. Really, how did I get here?
Stefan: You don't remember?
Artemis: No.
Stefan: I was carrying you and you just kept sleeping on me.
Artemis: It's not my fault. You're a very good and comfortable mattress.
Stefan bursts out laughing.
Stefan: Okay, I admit it. No one else told me that.
Artemis: That makes sense because no one else is like me.
Stefan: You can say that again, baby.
He rolls his body, kisses her neck, and makes her moan.
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