𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 ⎢ ❝ Taste that pink venom ❞
❝ I am that bitch your girlfriend talks about. ❞
━━━━ 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐋𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐃 co-ed group, BLACKPINK, has taken the world by storm for their infamous debut. Dubbed as the "Rookie Monsters" of 2016, t...
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Jennie: Why are you smiling? Jae: What? Can't I just be happy? Jisoo: YG tripped and fell into the parking lot
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Jae: I am the most responsible person in the group Lisa: But you just set the kitchen on fire Jae: Yes and I take full responsibility for that
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Jae: *Ordering cake over the phone* ShopEmployee: And what would you like the cake to say Jae, covering the phone to look at the members: Do we want a talking cake?
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Rosé: How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that? Lisa: Just give him a minute Jae: *pushing on a door which says pull*
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Jae: I'm not drunk! Jisoo: Yes, you are! Jae: I AM NOT DRUNK! Jisoo: Then can you tell the time Jae: Yes, *turns to clock* I AM NOT DRUNK Jisoo: ...
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Jennie: What are you drinking? Jae: Vodka Jennie: Straight? Jae: No, I'm Gay... Jennie: The Vodka! Not YOU!
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Jae: I'm doing such a good job at keeping my crush a secret Jungkook: Hey, Jae! Jae: ... Jae, tripping over nothing: I have to gay- I mean go. I have to go
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Jae: Is that a... hickey? Rosé: No! It's a... mosquito bite! Lisa, walks in the room: Hey guys! Jae: Hi, mosquito!
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YG, annoyed: please take off your hat when you're inside Jae, taking off his hat, revealing a slightly smaller hat: I can do this 14 more times
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Jae, picks up a call from an unknown number: Hello? Murder: I see you Jae: ... Murder: ... Jae: Do I look good?
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Jae: Lisa and Rosé are my best friends Lisa & Rosé: *doing fornite dances* Jae: I lied, I don't who those girls are
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Jisoo: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Jae: It was me Jisoo: -be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance Jennie: And you wonder why people think you're the favorite
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Jae: I can fit the whole in my hands Jungkook, grinning: I thought you were smart. It's impossible to- *Jae cups his hands on Jungkook's cheeks* Jungkook, blushing: Butterfly, I got a reputation
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Jisoo, arms crossed, glaring at the shattered vase, then at the pair in front of her: Lisa, why would you do this? Lisa: What?! Unnie! It was Jae! Jae, eyes widening, smirking innocently: I don't know what she's talking about noona; I'm just a little boy Jisoo, turning to Lisa: See? He's got an alibi. He's a little boy
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Jae: It's time for Plan B Rosé: We have a plan B? Jae: No, so it's time to make one
