↳ 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹: 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨 - 𝘩𝘰𝘸'𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦?

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[ any reader ]

Miranda:  Y/n, you're late
Alcina:  What happened to you?
Y/n:  I tripped
Karl:  Is the floor okay?
Angie:  How'd the ground taste?
Moreau:  Like defeat I'd suppose
Y/n: Sit on a cactus
Karl, smoking a cigar: Been there done that, I don't recommend to be honest

—

Bela:  Y/n can do no wrong
Alcina:  They broke my lamp
Bela:  The lamp broke itself

—

Karl:  How do I look?
Alcina:  Homeless
Donna:  Slovenly
Moreau:  Unkempt
Miranda:  Like a mistake
Y/n:  With your eyes
Karl:  I hate every single one of you

—

Y/n:  I find you all incredibly insufferable
Karl:  I find you appalling
Y/n:  No one asked for your opinion
Karl: 

—

Y/n:  Human or not I could still beat your ass
Cassandra:  Bet you'd enjoy it too
Y/n:  That's notーI didn't...
Bela:  Get a room!
Y/n:  You get a room!

—

Alcina:  Has anyone seen my dress?
Y/n:  Which one?
Alcina:  The one I had specially made
Karl:  All of your dresses are specially made, have you seen yourself? I guess not since you can't fit your reflection in a mirror
Alcina:  You littleー why are you both wearing my clothes?
Karl:  Would you prefer us to be naked?'
Alcina:  I would not!'
Y/n:  Then leave us be, we're having tea
Karl: Sophisticated guests only

—

Y/n:  Is this seat taken?
Alcina:  You're pointing to my lap
Y/n:  Did I stutter?
Alcina:  You did not and it most certainly isn't
Y/n:  Perfect

—

Angie:  Who wants to commit arson with me?
Y/n:  We've talked about this, you can't keep damaging people's property it's morally wrong and unfair to the people. Now that the others have left whose house do you want to set on fire tonight?

—

Y/n:  I'm falling for you
Karl:  You'll get over it
Y/n:  No I'm literally falling please catch me
Karl:  You humans are so strange
*thump*
Karl:  Oh you were serious

—

Y/n:  So what do you wanna do?
Moreau:  I don't know
Y/n:  What are you in the mood for?
Moreau:  No idea
*hours later*
Y/n:  Wanna do something?
Moreau: I don't really feel like it. Maybe later
Y/n:  Yeah maybe later

—

Y/n:  I'd never give you up
Alcina:  Excuse me?
Y/n:  I'd never let you down
Alcina:  I can't imagine you would
Y/n:  I'd never desert you
Alcina:  That's... Good to know
Y/n:  I'd never make you cry
Alcina:  I'm glad to hear that?
Y/n:  I'd never say goodbye
Alcina:  You said goodbye this morning when you left to annoy my idiot brother
Y/n:  I'll never tell a lie or hurt you
Alcina:  You lie constantly it's like an addiction. What has gotten into you?
Daniela, dragging your chair out of the room:  Ignore them