It was the shit of times, it was the shittiest of times.
It was the age of stupidity, it was the age of foolishness. It was the epoch of laziness, it was the epoch of remissness, it was the season of insolence, it was the season of insufferability, it was the spring of little hope, it was the winter of lack of fate. You had everything before you, you had nothing before you, you were going home, you were leaving home – in short, it was the most terrible time of your life, it was the best time of your life. Middle-Earth sucked royal ass, Middle-Earth was the place you loved the most.
Get ready for the story of your lifetime, for you will not return to this point until it's all over. Do not forget this. Much luck on your journey you are bid, may your choices come wise and may your actions be sensible. Remember to shrug your shoulders, for they too need rest from the ever-present weight.
Velicë Valto,
Núrova Vairë.
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Fanfiction"Dwarves rule and Elves drool." When you, by far the most insufferable, whiny, incompetent woman in all of existence crash into Middle-Earth, things happen. ~ "If I was in a room with Legolas, Sauron, and Saruman, and I only had two arrows, I woul...
