«𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀»

➙Incorrect quotes

Y/N: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Dustin: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Y/N : Stop.

Y/N : You have to apologize to them Eddie.
Eddie : Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

*Y/N is crying after a breakup*
Eddie : There there, Y/N .
Y/N , still crying : Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Eddie : Great question—

Y/N : Are you ready to commit?
Eddie : Like, a crime or a relationship?

Y/N : I owe you one.
Steve : That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Lucas : WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Y/N : Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Lucas, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/N : Oh! B positive.
Lucas: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/N :

Mike : I was arrested for being too cool.
Y/N : The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Will: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Y/N : You're like 15 years old
Will: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Max: This is a mistake
Y/N , enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Max : But not today
Y/N , still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Y/N : You often use humor to deflect trauma
Eleven : Thank you
Y/N : I didn't say that was a good thing
Eleven : What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Y/N : You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Steve : That's why I carry two swords.

Y/N , pointing: May I sit there?
Gareth : That's my lap
Y/N : That doesn't answer my question, Gareth.

Y/N : Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Max : Killed without hesitation.
Y/N : No.

Gareth : *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Y/N : Mind your language!
Gareth : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Y/N :
Gareth: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Y/N, trying to cheer Will up: Things could be worse, you know!
Will: How?
Y/N : How what?
Will: How could they be worse?
Y/N : They couldn’t, I lied.
Will:

Y/N : In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Gareth : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Y/N : No! Four to five seconds!
Gareth : Too late!!!

Y/N : I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Steve : It’s not a joke.
Steve : *sniffles*
Steve : I’m a legit snack.

Y/N : Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Dustin, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Y/N :
Y/N : fsh