"Goooooood morning fuckers!" Blitz smiled largely, kicking open the door to the office. You and Loona followed in behind him.
"Blitz!" Millie shrieked happily, running up to him and hugging him tightly.
"Sir, it's good to see you up and around like this" Moxxie added.
"Yeah yeah yeah, I know you missed me Moxxie" Blitz teased, rubbing his hand harshly through Moxxie's hair until it was in knots.
"Are you alright to be workin', Blitz? It's only been two days" Millie asked.
"I'm not going on missions yet, just coming into the office to get some stuff done" he explained.
"Good! Take it slow, me and Mox have got the missions covered" she smiled, nudging Moxxie with her elbow.
"Perfect, just don't fuck this up, Moxxie" Blitz snarled jokingly before heading into his office, "I'm gonna get some work done."
You made your way to your desk and logged onto the computer. Details of finished missions were laid on your desk neatly labeled, you figured that was Moxxie's doing and you were grateful. You started updating the files, shredded the old ones, and putting everything in its rightful place.
It didn't take you long before all of the files were updated and Millie and Moxxie had returned from their killings. They only had two to complete today and you were grateful as they explained how smoothly everything had went.
As the four of you began jabbering to one another about the growth of I.M.P a sudden portal opened against the wall. Everyone stared with confusion until a tall bird figure ducked down and walked through, his face stern and commanding. Your voice caught in your throat as everyone glanced over him.
"Sorry for the intrusion little imps, I just had to stop in and check on my Blitzy" he cooed, focusing his attention on you, "and meet the Y/N, I've heard such wonderful things!" You felt your face flush.
"So have I" you murmured, faking a large smile and shaking his elegant hand.
"Blitz! Your boyfriend is here!" Loona shouted from her desk, her eyes focused as her fingers flew over her phone.
Blitz's office door flew open in urgency, he walked out, his face tense and annoyed.
"Oh my sweet impish plaything, are you alright?" Stolas asked, bending down and holding Blitz's face in his hands.
"I'm fine, Stolas," Blitz rolled his eyes as Stolas pinched his cheek.
"I know you say that but I just had to check on you myself, make sure that you truly were alright. I'm excited for this weekend" he smiled largely.
"Can we," Blitz made awkward eye contact with you, "talk about this in my office?" Blitz refocuses on Stolas.
"Of course, you know I love privacy" Stolas winked before following Blitz into his office.
You took a deep breath feeling as though all seven rings of hell were crashing in around you. No matter how hard you suppressed it, you could feel your chin begin to wobble and your face flood with heat. Your eyes glossed over. You quickly cleared your face before anyone could notice. You stood, your fists balled at your sides. It was hard to tell when your forced calmness became an overwhelming red storm, but you weren't able to tell that it happened until it was over. The computer was smashed into trillions of small bits, your desk was dented in half, your knuckles bloodied. You stood breathing heavily, everyone's eyes stared at you.
"If that was a person that would have been just...are you sure you don't want to come help us?" Millie laughed, impressed.
"Fuck, I'm sorry, the computer was just, uh...not loading and..."
"Anger issues" Moxxie whispered to Millie, you shot him an annoyed look.
"That's the kind of pissed you need to kill somebody, that was great" Millie nodded, her hands rested on her hips.
"I'm uh...I'm gonna go buy another computer and uh...probably get a drink" you stated before walking toward the office door and storming out.
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Helluva Distraction
Fanfiction18+ Reader X Blitzo Contains sexual sitatuons and discriptions, read at your own risk. This is loosely based off of the ongoing series Helluva Boss. I do not take any credit for the series or characters. This is a fan fiction written with already c...