(Y/N): Can't believe a year's passed already...It's honestly unreal. Or at least it feels like a year. The timeline is busted.
On a completely normal misty day, a completely normal chimera is doing completely normal things.
Shisutemu: Such as eating pizza on his roof to avoid a party.
HEY!
(Y/N): Damnit, I knew we should've fixed the 4th wall. Now even the narrator isn't safe.
Yukari: 'You are not allowed~'
(Y/N): 'GRR!'
Yukari, please...Yukari gaps in. GOD-DAMMIT
Yukari: As I said, no means no.
WAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(Y/N): Narrarator's suffering aside for now, what's up, boss?
Yukari: Oh, nothing much.
Yukari sits down next to you.
Yukari: How's my favorite chimera doing?
(Y/N): Great. I am still feeling the aftershock of those cuddles.
Yukari: Good~
(Y/N): Was that even your idea?
Yukari: ...Honestly, no.
(Y/N): ...Wait, you're not bluffing this time. Was it Patchy?
Yukari: It was Patchouli, yes.
(Y/N): Go figya.
Yukari: So, have any plans for the day?
Shisutemu: Not really, why?
Yukari: Because there's an incident going on.
(Y/N): Wait, what? The next game in the series is...oh damn I forgot about 7.5. Even then, can't target what I can't see. I know impossible doesn't mean much around these parts, but the boss is literally refusing to spawn.
Yukari twirls her umbrella.
(Y/N): Can't fight air...you already did the thing, didn't you?
Yukari: ...You do realize your kitsune abilities give you true sight, right?
(Y/N): ...OH. So I CAN see her.
You hop up.
(Y/N): Time to go punch an oni in the face!
Yukari: I've marked her location on Shisutemu's map. Good luck, darling~!
(Y/N): I'm already lucky enough, thank you very much!
Shisutemu: Let's just get this over with...
You follow Shisutemu to an open blue field, under...
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