****
HEY YALLL author here um so basically this chapter is still silly and has shenanigans but it goes deep heeeheeeheheheheh yass so have fun peace out ✌️
****
(Bruh I wake up in a puddle of drool)
RIVERS: Good morning kitten
(Rivers is standing over my bed happily)
ME: Hey Cuomo whats crack a lackin??
RIVERS: Tbh I slept like a baby
ME: Noice are Razz and Fire still asleep?
RIVERS: Yep we should wake em up
ME: That would be silly, lets do it
(We reach into a random closet and pull out a tuba and saxophone because what hotel doesn't have a tuba and saxophone smh)
HONKK HONKK idk what sound they make lmaoing
RAZZ AND FIRE: AHHH WTF
ME: Gottem 😝
RAZZ: Hey Rivers!! Were sorry we forgor about you last night
RIVERS: Its okay I'm used to it
(We all hug Rivers because he has no friends 😢 say it ain't so... but we love him heart emoticon)
FIRE: HEY! aren't we gonna have a movie night today
RAZZ: OMG I WAS SO SORROWFUL FOR RIVERS I TOTES FORGOT
ME: We need supplies we got nothing except tubas, saxophones and sweaty clothes
RIVERS: That won't do, we need to yassify the room
ME: Yass? Yass a what???
(Rivers suddenly floats in the air elegantly)
RIVERS: Yaaassssifffyy~
ME: Okay
RAZZ: Its when you make something slayyy
ME: I don't understand
FIRE: Like vagina
ME: Ohhh okay
RAZZ: But before that we need to pick a movie
RIVERS: You're right hmm OH WAIT, this is a bit of a stretch but I know down the street from here theres a Walmart with many cool movies
ME: Dope we can hitch a ride in a limo and get back quick!
FIRES: Maybe while we're there we can get snacks
RIVERS: Hell yeah lets gooo
(We uncluster from our circle and head out the hotel door, I walk close behind Fire and Rivers and Razz walks behind me)
(We get to the exit of the hotel but Razz taps me)
RAZZ: Hey Kurt, did you hear that??
ME: No what??
RAZZ: Oh it sounded like a scream of some sort
ME: Huh. Idk you've been listening to too much metal
RAZZ: You're right oh well
(We walk up to the valet parking thingy and see an emo brown hair man)
VIC: Hey I'm Vic Fuentes what would you hotties like today
RIVERS: One limo please
VIC: Fresh... hey wait! I know you guys, my bestie Kellin talked about you four
FIRE: He didn't talk about you to us
VIC: Heh well here's your limo
(A limo drives over to us and he hands us a keys with a wink)
YOU ARE READING
The Pinkerton Hotel
HumorKurt Cobain and his friends Razz and Fire didn't expect their fun getaway at The Pinkerton Hotel would take a turn... for the worst.
