i'm jerked off i mean jerked awake
*crackling over the intercom a voice yells-
FOLKS FROM FAR AND WIDE!!! GATHER ROUND FOR THE GRAND OPENING OF THE JONATHAN DAVIS ROLLERCOASTER LATER THIS EVENING*oh BARNACLES i forgot that was today
(kellin is slepeping like a baby next to me what a fucker)
RIVERS: hey pookie
(his white paper pale other word for white caucasian ghost figure looms around the room)
ME: did you see anything sus last night
RIVERS: i saw fires booty hole by accident but it's okay 👌
ME: thanks
(fir and razz are snoring and drooling in a puddle in the corner)
KELLIN: hrnghh
(i rub my eyes and look down at kellin who is just waking ip)
ME: good morngig my yellow lovely
KELLIN: haiii :3333 XD
(he quietly hums even flow to himself, i get up and walk to rivers)
ME: okay so we're in a situation right now a sticky one
(fire runs over)
FIRE: did you accidently bust a nut 🤣🤣🤣
ME: erm anyways as i was slaying, so, the rollercoaster is being unveiled today
(kellin walks over to rivers fire and i)
ME: and me thinks that quellin might attack
RIVERS: that makes sense because there will be a lot of people there
(razz hops over like a wolf girl you know)
RAZZ: he's weak though we've already done a lot of damage
FIRE: factual
i wanna stop this fight i've become so numb
ME: i don't know what to do i really don't
(we all sit down in the brighr ass room pondering we become the thinkers)
RIVERS: wait WAIT
(rivers leaps up or i guess floats up with a light bulb above his head)
RIVERS: GOOGLY MOOGLY OVE GOT IT! the rollercoaster is above the lava right
ME: WE CAN JUST PUSH HIM IN
(razz whips out their spectacles and a long scroll)
RAZZ: and theoretically shpeaking since it's pride month and quellin is homophobic i think yeah according to the gay agenda we can legally murder him!!!
RIVERS: YAZZSS🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
(me and kellin make out because we are homosexuals in a queer gay relationship men love men IM COMING OUT I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW)
FIRE: g g g guys i think i have a gay crush
(we all kick our legs back in forth in a circle)
ME: OH EM GEE WHO!
FIRE: fred durst ☺️
(we all giggle)
RIVERS: AWWWW POOKIE
ME: okag back to the plan we go to the grand opening of the rollercoaster and than we ride the coaster and push him off in a battle to the death
(we all nod)
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The Pinkerton Hotel
HumorKurt Cobain and his friends Razz and Fire didn't expect their fun getaway at The Pinkerton Hotel would take a turn... for the worst.