SNOREEEE
ME: Huh?
(My eyes open slowly trying to readjust to the somewhat dark room)
SNOREEE
ME: The fuck?
(I fall out of bed and feel around the room for the light switch)
SNOREEE
(bruh i step on soemthing hard (not a dick i swear) which causes a jolt from that hard thing)
ME: WHAT THW FUCJ
(I find the light switch and flick it QUICKLY on)
(author: so tired)
(Laying on the floor is Kellin)
ME: KELLIN WAKE UP KELLIN THIS ISNT FUNNY
(I shake him and he wakes up befuddled)
KELLIN: I was sleep
ME: Jesus chrisp
(He wipes his closed eyes)
ME: OH shit I'm sorry I forgot to unlock the room for you to leave I'm so sorry
KELLIN: It's oaky
(Rivers busts into the room as he always does)
RIVERS: Hey sleepy heads!! I made breakfast
ME: Thanks Rivers we'll be there in a second
(I reach out a hand to Kellin and help him up)
KELLIN: I need to do something
(question mark face)
ME: Something?
KELLIN: I don't know just something to make up for the things I couldn't do
(He shrugs and walks out my bed area)
RIVERS: Razz and Fire are still asleep
(I place my hand on the counter)
ME: As usual...
(Rivers passes me a jug of milk)
ME: Nice
(I guzzle it)
KELLIN: So what's the plan for today??
(Rivers sighs and pours himself weezer colored juice)
RIVERS: It was gonna be the JONATHAN DAVIS ROLLERCOASTER but that's not happening til Sunday so no clue
ME: Hmm well, what activity is happening in the grand hall tonight
RIVERS: Dunno, lemme check
(He goes on his Hello Kitty phone and pulls up a schedule)
RIVERS: Looks like there's another ping pong game
YOU ARE READING
The Pinkerton Hotel
HumorKurt Cobain and his friends Razz and Fire didn't expect their fun getaway at The Pinkerton Hotel would take a turn... for the worst.
