Somethings lightly tapping me which causes me to jerk off I mean jerk awake
KELLIN: Good morning
(I'm sprawled out in the limo)
ME: Hrgh?
RAZZ: We're back cmon let's get this movie STARTED YUH
(It's much darker out now despite me napping for like 20 mins idk fanfic)
I really don't wanna ruin the night, this is the happiest I've seen Razz in a while, boi but like I need to tell them the truth
(The doors pop open and I hop out first grabbing bags of goods we got from walmart, we all walk like material girls and are greeted by a smiling Vic Fuentes)
VIC: Heyyy guys, KELLIN! How was the trip??
Uh 😐
ME: It was great broski thanks for you're limo
VIC: I'm glad 🙂
RIVERS: Kurt and Kellin got lost lmaoaoao
VIC: Oh well I'm glad you're not dead
Thanks.
ME: Thanks
(We all leave Vic standing there with his cartoonish ass and limo, what a day we've had today)
FIRE: Omg so we got a ton of snacks
RIVERS: Fire insisted on buying ever kind of goldfish they had
(I look over at Kellin who still seems as bad as he did back in the bathroom)
FIRE: HEY you wanted to buy fucking cheese platters
RAZZ: For a sleepover??? Yeahhh Rivers don't be complaining
(We enter the hotel, the goddamn hotel and stumble through the hallways)
RIVERS: I'm sorry I was born in a fancy family where all we drank is cheese and wine, god
( I step closer to Kellin and grab his hand)
FIRE: Wine? like as a baby you were sipping wine
RAZZ: That's hella goofy man
(We walk down the halls more and eventually get to our room)
RIVERS: Roll eyes emoji
(Everyone enters the room except Kellin)
KELLIN: I'm gonna head back to my room, yeah I'll see you around
ME: Wait why? cum as you are and watch the movie with us, you're apart of this too
KELLIN: I don't wanna ruin things I've already done that enough lmao
(I pull him into the room, lock the door and throw the keys in the safe)
ME: Whoops, looks like you can't leave.. gee whiz
KELLIN: Okay okay I'm staying
(I plop down the bags I grabbed and reach inside for there contents)
ME: Ayo who the fork bought condoms
FIRE: Oh my bad I thought they were balloons
ME: And who bought lube??
FIRE: I thought that was cheez whiz i'm sorry
(Rivers grabs the lube and condoms)
RIVERS: Makes sense, well we can still blow up the condoms and make them balloons
(And so we do that, I grab condoms and start blowing them up tying them and with the force of gravity they float, how dandy)
RAZZ: Rivers you weren't wrong when you said Fire bought a lot of goldfish
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The Pinkerton Hotel
HumorKurt Cobain and his friends Razz and Fire didn't expect their fun getaway at The Pinkerton Hotel would take a turn... for the worst.