Kokichi Angst Oneshots

Shut Up

A.U: Russian Kokichi and angry family. Saiouma

Note: I added the translations for the Russian that's in this story. I went back over it a few months after I wrote it, and completely forgot what it said. I hope this helps you.

Kokichi phone rang. Shuichi looked up from his book. Kokichi had left his phone on the table when he went to the bathroom.

Shuichi picked it up up answered. "Hel-"

Before he could even finished the one word, an angry woman's voice yelled at him. "Кокичи! Вы не имеете права не отвечать на звонки! У нас скоро воссоединение! О чем ты думал!"

(Pronunciation: Kokichi! Vy ne imeyete prava ne otvechat' na zvonki! U nas skoro vossoyedineniye! O chem ty dumal!)

(English: Kokichi! You have no right not to answer calls! We have a reunion soon! What were you thinking!)

"Ma'am, I'm not Kokichi, and I can't understand you." Shuichi cut in.

The woman clearly didn't understand him either. She started yelling again. "Кто ты, черт возьми? Зачем тебе телефон моего сына? Говорите нормально!"

(Pronunciation: Kto ty, chert voz'mi? Zachem tebe telefon moyego syna? Govorite normal'no!)

(English: Who the hell are you? Why do you need my son's phone? Speak normally!)

Shuichi covered part of the phone. 'Kokichi get over here! I need your help.'

Kokichi walked out of the bathroom a second later.

Shuichi was relieved. He held out the phone. "There's an anger woman on the phone. I don't know what she's saying!"

Kokichi sighed and look the phone. "Почему ты называешь меня мамой?"

(Pronunciation: Pochemu ty nazyvayesh' menya mamoy?)

(English: Why are you calling me mom?)

As he talked on the phone, Shuichi could still hear the woman yelling. Kokichi seemed to be arguing with her. After twenty minutes of yelling, they seemed to come to an agreement. Kokichi hung up the phone and took a deep breath.

"Um, Kokichi?" Shuichi asked.

Kokichi looked at him. "Yes Babe?"

"Who was that?"

Kokichi sighed. "My mother." His voice was bitter.

Shuichi blinked. "Oh. But what language was that?"

The purple haired boy smiled. "It's Russian. She doesn't know English."

"What did she want?"

Kokichi looked out the window. "The family reunion. It's happening in a week. I have to go, even though I don't want to. I hate this things.

Shuichi walked over. "Why?"

Kokichi glaced at him. "They're homophobic. When I can out as gay, they cut me off. But when I starting making lots of money, suddenly I was welcome back into the family. At the last reunion, people were telling my that me being gay was 'just a faze' and that 'I'll grow out of it'. I always hated that."

Shuichi wrapped his arms around his husband. "I could come with you."

Kokichi smiled at him. "You don't need to do that."

Shuichi chuckled. "Of course I do. Maybe it will knock some sence into them."

Kokichi laughed and kissed Shuichi. "That's Shumai."