Fifty Shades of Hot Neon Pink || A Love Story || Collab WIP

Chapter Five - An Unexpected Undertaking 😱

A/N: omg guys thanks so much for all the love!!! ur so appreciated and loved by me lets get married pls. anyway the video above totally reminded me of baddie b so yea enjoy xoxo

✭·.·✫·゜·。..·。.·✭· Baddie B's POV ·✫·゜·。..·。.·゜✭·.·✫

I sat in my bedroom all alone, the rain outside echoing the soggy mess of tears on my face. This was all my fault, thanos must hate me now, i'm the worst person in the world ever and now we'll never get married and have seven billion children (adam and eve vibes) and build a house together and adopt stray cats and destroy the universe with our family's carbon footprint and- BANG. omg what the FUCK was that? I thought cutely.

I went outside to investigate and just as i stepped into the rain i felt a throbbing 😏 pain in the back of my head. Everything went black... when i woke up from my sexy slumber i saw a lusciosu green shape hovering over my face and the ground seemed to be moving and rumbling underneath me, before darkness overtook my vision and i passed out again. 

I dreamt of thanos running towards me to save me from my kidnappers, but he fell over :/ it was really embarrassing for him and i tried not to laugh because he started crying and my kidnappers started to laugh too 

"bwahahahaha baddie b that was so funny. Baddie b! BADDIE B!" my eyes shot open and i winced at the ache in the back of my head. My eyes adjusted to the light and i saw... SHREK??

"Baddie b, so glad your finally awake babygirl" 

"w-w-w-w-w-w-wot is going on" i stuttered in fear, pulling at my restraints. 

"Uh uh uh" he said in a deep drawl. "Dont make me get donkeh involved" he gestured over to the corner where a donkey was grinning evilly at me. 

"WHAT IS GOING ON!" i cried. This was so unprecedented, i was is shock. Shrek, thanos's mysteriously famous brother had kidnapped me😰!