A/N: omg guys we're at #62 in the shrek tag, thats so fantabulous dfxgcfhgvjhb. chapter by @arielcarter04, immaculately written as always. enjoy ox
✭·.·✫·゜·。..·。.·✭· God's POV ·✫·゜·。..·。.·゜✭·.·✫
God these humans are messed up. Their love triangles and bleugh, it's gross. I literally just watched two girls hooking up, and die. Like whatttttt. Anyway, now i gotta invite some vampire into the afterworld, and inform her BB is still living. TEEN DRAMA- am i right? Anyways, i'm sure she can kill off some of the population with her fangs. This place is seriously overpopulated.
"Hello, welcome to Hell, I'm God and you're short." This is my official greeting and now it's just expected from me.
"Is BB here? Can i see her?" she asks desperately.
I wince. "Yeh she's fine but you can't see her yet." I reply, grinning annoyingly. She slaps me and honestly I can feel her pain. But I hope I can take away some of her pain and replace what Baddie B was to her.
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Fifty Shades of Hot Neon Pink || A Love Story || Collab WIP
Humorerm. this is kind of old pls don't judge us also everything is a joke. so. Co-written by @mitskisloveforonions (go check out the version on her profile, it's so sexy), @arielcarter04, and @DAPODDIE, PG version available. Now on AO3: https://archive...
