Fifty Shades of Hot Neon Pink || A Love Story || Collab WIP

Chapter Seventeen - Meanwhile in the Multiverse 🤤

A/N: i got permission from bell bell to write this chapter, hope u like it babe. also we're #34 in Shrek, thats craaaaazy??? thanks for all the likes and comments, luv u xx enjoy!

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I open my eyes, long eyelashes flapping and causing my curtains to flutter in the breeze. My name is Footloose, though most of you probably know me as Eva Foley, the longtime girlfriend and soon-to-be wife of Harry Styles. My eyes drift to the diamond encrusted granddaddy clock beside me. Oh no, I'm going to be late! I scramble out of bed just in time for the entire bed to explode into bright pink flames that give off an odour of cheese. Wow, that's odd, I thought calmly. What can I say, I thrive in chaos.

I wrestle my reddish-brown hair into a messy bun before sexily strutting down the stairs. I make Bella Hadid look like Bella Hadidn't. The kitchen smells of pancakes and weed and I see my love Harry at the rainbow chrome hype beast mega mansion sink, attempting to wash green food dye off his hands. Wait... that isn't food dye. It's.... creamy? Whatever, it's too early in the morning for this.

"Ohw, high baybe, oi just mayde weed payncaikes, would yew liek some?" Sigh. I love my boyfriend.

"Yes please honey kiwi watermelon sugar as it was golden fine line little freak babe, you're so sweat." He looks at me with all the adoration of a person who just won a 2009 Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 with Verde Ithaca Tri-Coat exterior and Avorio Lilium interior with leather seat trim in an easter egg raffle, before handing me a plate of pancakes carved into a 3D replica of my head.

"OMG HARRY! This is beautifully swagtastic, I love you sweaty pie" I said, flipping my luscious locks out of my eyes.

We sat in silence eating our breakfast, which was very unusual considering Hairy's career as a singer, he was always singing. It was rare not to here a beautiful rendition of Shenseea's Pon Mi drifting through the house, his sexy accent making the word pussy sound like poosay as he sang "poosay tight poosay clean poosay fresh, pussy pretty pussy fat full of flesh". Not this morning though, and I sensed with my feminine intuition that something was wrong.

"Harry, I'm sensing with my feminine intuition that something is wrong." I said with the air in my lungs directly at his face. Just then I noticed his hair.... THERE WAS NONE. "OMG HARRY BABY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR YOUR VOLUPTUOUS HAIR?!!!"

"I'm sorry Feety, but I'm not your Harry," He muttered quietly into his plate.

"I- What?" What do you mean babycakes?" I sputtered. "Do you not love me anymore, what do you mean you're not mine?" My voice wavered as I tried to contain my tears.

"No, I mean I'm literally not your Harry, your Harry is out there somewhere but he's not me. I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm- We're from another universe."

"We? What's going on?" I gasped as he ushered Niall in from around the corner, who also had no hair, and was holding hands with...

"OH MY GOSH. IS THAT SHREK? Oh my god, that's literally Shrek from the movie Shrek, what the hell?! Please tell me this is a prank." Shrek waved sheepishly as he ducked through the doorway, bumping his head on the chandelier.

"I'll try to explain this as well as I can, but we honestly don't know why this happened. It all started when our friend Baddie B gave us Shrek's address so we could... see him..." All three of them made eye contact, and the room filled with a tension that me and my Harry knew all too well. Ew. I don't want to think about that, Shrek is literally an ogre, there has to be laws against... whatever is going on with them. "And once we were there, we tried out this spell thing... and at first it was good. Then," There was that shared look again.

"Look, I don't want to know what kind of freaky frog thing got you here, I just want to know where my Harry is. Is he ok?" I was beginning to get a headache trying to mentally put the pieces together.

"As far as we know, yes. I mean - and I'm sorry to get into detail, but it really is necessary for you to understand what happened - we were trying to switch bodies, which seems weird but it's actually really-" Niall was beginning to ramble and Shrek cut him off with his deep rough sexy smooth ogre voice. Ok, yeah, I kind of get the appeal.

"We were trying to switch bodies and what we THINK happened," he said with a pointed look in the direction of the others, "is that the spell went wrong and instead of switching all three of our consciousnesses, it instead switched our bodies and minds with our counterparts in some parallel universe. Good news is that when I was casting the spell, I made sure it would be temporary so we'd switch back after a few hours. Bad news is that because something went wrong, I don't know whether or not that will actually happen because I don't know what I did wrong." he explained, grimacing.

"Why would you even try a spell if you didn't know what would happen?!" I cried.

"I thought I knew what I was doing! I guess I'm a bit rusty, but I never could've anticipated this-" Shrek was cut off by Harry.

"We need to work together, not argue, ok?" he explained soothingly.

"Fine." Shrek and I muttered in unison, glaring at each other.

Over the next few hours, we devised a plan to get everyone back into their home universes. The idea was that we'd perform a satanic ritual designed to switch people's bodies (satan is very reliable and has stood the test of time, unlike SOME peoples magic 🙄) by drawing a pentagram on the ground with the appropriate chants and crystals and stuff to make a mind portal type thing, then once that was open, we'd put a table over it and do another one, this portal a universal travel type thing, so they'd be on top of each other (omfg i miss harry so much) and by jumping on top of them everyone would go through back where they came from. If it worked, that is. If not they'd just be jumping on a table like the idiots they are. God I love Satan.

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A/N: dont worry, part two of footloose's pov is coming soon! what do u think will happen?