Fifty Shades of Hot Neon Pink || A Love Story || Collab WIP

Chapter Twenty - Frat House Fornication 🤠

A/N: Asher wrote the first half of this chapter and i wrote the second. credit to Celine Dion 4 the song at the end, its actually All By Myself but sexyified if u couldn't tell. above is the song that plays when the hole opens. ENJOYYY XXXXXXX

✭·.·✫·゜·。..·。.·✭· Baddie B's POV ·✫·゜·。..·。.·゜✭·.·✫

The party was getting really lively. Tonnes more guests have arrived since I got here, and the music is way louder. The songs that they played that i recognised were crab rave, A pearl by mitski (when this played everyone stopped what they were doing and either started praying or having a mental breakdown), and shreksophone. Whoever was DJing was doing a sick job. Would've been better with some more MaCR or P!ATD because im emo and stuff.

Anyways it was getting late and we all decided to like strip and shit anyways like we all probably spread like several std's between the group bc theyre frat boys... anyways im a bit traumatized now. But ainyways like midway through the orgy THE HIDDEN 'HERO' showed up and was like being pervy yk even though he looks like 18 hes still super old and i cried and then we drugged the hidden hero and threw him of the roof etc, all the normal stuff.

I got home at around 5am because I had an existential crisis when I realised that maybe I didn't actually love thanos. I feel like maybe im a lesbian. But then also I love men?? Look, im very confused. I'm starting to think that the only person i'll ever love was Hungry. I wish we'd had more time together, fate wasn't on our side. Anyways thats enough existential crisis for today, I needed to take a hot girl walk. So I walked out to the street and headed towards the highway. It looked cute and emo at night, like me. But then i came across someone i had hoped to never see out of school....the one and only mr. deez. Me and Sucke didn't have a good relationship at all, first off he was a really annoying teacher and secondly he always acted really sus around thanos and that caused me to be jrealous.. But maybe i shouldnt be jealous??

"Oh, hey there baddie. What are you ding?? I forgot you guys excised outside my class lol" he said.

"Hmmm i actually h8 pervs fun fact. And UOU, mr deez are kind of a perv. WHY exactly did you call my boyfriend DADDY in class?thats very not legal if not illegal and THAT is why i am here. You felon. You see, one time i was getting changed after a bath and two of MY teacherz filmed me. I was NAKED AND THEY FILMED ME. but if was ok becaus ei smashched the camera 😘 but the point is, i HATE perverts like you." i spat with poinionoueis passion but not in a i-think-ur-sexy kind of passion, in a i-know-im-sexy way.

"Um and? Lol what does that have to do with me omfg women are so emotional god. I was just trying to go for a walk" he rolled his eyes and the vibration from the balls turning said those words not his mouth.

"Fine omfg just leave me the gosh darn heck alone before i report you to the police." i said in a gaslight gatekeep girlboss way. He rolled his eyes and this time they (da balls) didn't say any words just gave me the finger and walked away.

SUDDENLY THE SKY WNET EVERY SINGLE COLOUR OF THE GAY PRIDE FLAG AND WENT SPARKLY TOO AND A BIIG ROUND HOLE APPEARED IN THERE AND WE HEARD THE WORDS:

Once upon a time, there lived a bitch

The Scarlet Bitch

Kunt, k-k-k-k-k-k-kunt, k-k-k-k-k-k-kunt

K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-

Multidimensional

Kunt

Multidimensional

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