A/N: another absolute banger by the swagtastic @mitskisloveforonions, my personal fav chapter. lil warning for some mild su*c*de of side characters and main character death but they're probs not dead dw, also graphic medical terminology smut warning lol. enjoy XXX
✭·.·✫·゜·。..·。.·✭· Baddie B's POV ·✫·゜·。..·。.·゜✭·.·✫
I heard loud laboured screeming outside of my kidneys (kidnappers) humble sexy home yesterday and it sounded familiar, though i couldnt put my long, luscous sexy finger with pink acrylic nail polish on it. It sounded masculine but honestly i wasn't really listening considering my sexy kidnappers were in my room! I figured out that they were called hungry way (i forgot all her middle names lolz) and mrs and mr way, but mrs way wants me to call her mistress and mr way wants me to call him daddy. I willingly obliged since they were all really attractive and i was missing the sexy tingling burning touch of thanos's lips against mine, the feeling of his throbbing member entering my chambers etc you get the drill. Anyways, hungry has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and she looks like amy lee and ofc shes always hungry for you-know-what. She is really hot and i feel like i forsure will be thinking about her later, but i think she hates me. Shes also a vampire lolz.
Her parents look boring except of course they are sexy because isn't everything sexy at this point??
I told them my name was baddie b but they all said (in unisen) "we know baddie, but from now on your name is kitten, princess, little girl or slut. No complaints or you will have to be punished". I was curious for what the punishment would be but didnt have time to purposely act out because then all of a sudden, thanos came in to the room!!! Jk he didnt, i was hallucinating because i hadnt drunk in several days.
"I want sex" i slowly exclaimed to my insanely attractive kidnappers. Daddy and mistress left because they needed to do something or other illegal (probably a satanic ritual, they are sanitisers after all) and the only kidnapper left in the room was..... Hungry.
"Hey kitten" she said at me. "You arent a prep, poser or a faker right? Because if you are youre dead". I willingly replied "no hungry! Please! Dont let me die a virgin!! I will be whatever you want me to be! Pls i just want to see thanos's lucious juicy purple abs again-" BUT WAIT– Hungry cut me off by sticking a bit of butter in my mouth (A/N: where the fuck did that come from, i thought she was going to kiss her or something lol)
"Stfu whore. I hate you so much, but also theres a my chemical romance concert happening in this other place later tonight, do you want to come? My gay boyfriend dumped me for voleyymore or whoever and im already emo enough, i dont need to go alone." she loudly projected with her voice into the air.
Before i could answer her, she took me into her room and we got naked. Dont worry we didnt do the dirty lol but i definitely checked her outr. Her scrumpitylicious bulging throbbing boobies were distracting me i couldnt help it!! They looked so moist and needy that i had to try my best to stop myself from sucking on them.
Before i could further decend into my incredibly dirty mind, hungry gave me some 'goffik' clothes to wear. these will look extra schmexy on you she said boredly. I think she is depreswaed. "Hey hungry why did your fugly gay annoying submissive boyfriend break up with you you dont seem half bad except that you broke my nose and kidnapped me and called me a slut lol" i shouted quietly. She solemnly glanced in my general direction and told me-
"Well.... I think it would be better if i sung this to you.... I find it difficult to express myself otherwize... pls dont laugh i know my voice is absolutely discustaingly shit but lets pretend its not...."
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Fifty Shades of Hot Neon Pink || A Love Story || Collab WIP
Humorerm. this is kind of old pls don't judge us also everything is a joke. so. Co-written by @mitskisloveforonions (go check out the version on her profile, it's so sexy), @arielcarter04, and @DAPODDIE, PG version available. Now on AO3: https://archive...