Fifty Shades of Hot Neon Pink || A Love Story || Collab WIP

Chapter Nineteen - Angel Shotz 😨

A/N: @mitskisloveforonions wrote this swaggy chapter xxxxxxxxxx asher told me that the song above is what was playing at the bar when the suspicious man gets noticed so listen to that xoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

✭·.·✫·゜·。..·。.·✭· Baddie B's POV ·✫·゜·。..·。.·゜✭·.·✫

I found myself crying in a burger king parking lot. Without a car. My phone was on 2% and my scrumptylicious gay bsf's silly little shift was due to start 30 minutes ago and he still hadn't shown up. Moist tears streamed down my clear skinned face, and my makeup was totally ruined. My chest still hurt, from where Hungry killed me. I had been contemplating what i would willingly exclaim to her now if she hadn't jumped off that dam, but my ratty little brain hasnt settled on anything bc im a dumb hoe.

I think i forgive her. The reason she did it is because she is a bloodthirsty vampire. You would expect my trauma with having lesbian sex would turn me straight, but dont worry im still a silly little horny pansexual hypersexual bitch. I would fuck that fence over there if i wasnt a total mess (A/N: for more info on people who are sexually attracted to fences go  to https://nypost.com/2022/06/24/i-am-sexually-attracted-to-a-fence-and-love-it-as-a-companion/).

Then, i saw a 1994 silver toyota corolla with a missing front light and several dents roll into the parking lot. I almost combusted in joy and overwhelmingness. He was here!

"Ben!! Ive been waiting so long for you, where have you been!!! Ive mist youer gay little faeces." i willingy exclaimed at him once i cracked open his windsheild with a hammer.

"Sorry hunny, i just got back from a date with edward cullen yk, like the vampire?? Hes really hotr i dont care if he kills me. Wait Baddie, are you ok??? What happened, and why is your leg bleeding? Did someone- shoot you?!!!!! Omg baddie-"

"Hush hush my dear" i loudly grumbled. "You shouldnt date edward cullen because hes a vamp and also his you-know-what is like tiny (A/N: i had to make a reference to my immortal pls im sorry). Also the reason i got shot in the shoulder was becsause i hooked up with a vampitre on my period and she killed me"

"Wots a period" ben was suddenly british. I ignored it.

Anyways we strolled inside the burger king and ben started his shift as i continued to vent to him. After his shift we drove to a gay bar to have a slay time.

But at the gay bar, hell broke loose. Ben was like, probably in a bathroom doing god knows what so i was kleft alone at the bar. There was a man in the corner of the room and.... There was something off about him. He was weary=ing a blue shirt, and looking a little tiny teeny weeny winy bit aggressive. He looked at me for like, a split second and i knew i had to do something. For the safety of myself and others. I signalled the bartender and he said "hey what can i get for you?"

"Could i get an angel shot?" i asked, hoping he knew the secret code that was shared on tiktok that ould definitely work in a real life situation

"Who?" he asked.

"The man in the blue shirt hes being really aggressive. He looked at me because i was staring at him-"

"Dont worry ma'am. I'll take care of this" the bartender walked to the man in the blue shirt.

"Hey blue shirt!!! Ive got a bullet for you.

"Wh- but i didnt do anything!! I promise!!! Im just constipated!! I have a family... have mercy!" the man in the blue shirt said whilst tears streamed dowel his faece

"Yeah right. I've got a bullet for you"

The blue shirt man was dead.

Thanks bartender i telepathically signalled. But before he could reply... mr. skellybones came to collect the body of mr. blue shirt.

Then ben returned from the bathroom and we left the gay bar.

When I got home (remember? I had one of those before hungry kidnapped me? Well yeah um i went there) I charged my phone and then went to my pink coquette themed ensuite bathroom with a spa and a sauna and a cute mir. I tended to the gun wound on the base of my foot and then wrapped a bandage around my neck to stop the bleeding that had retturned from the cleaning products i added to it because i ran out of disinfectant cream and i thort that bleach and windex would work the same.

Anywayds i checked on my phone and saw a message from Thanos. I had almost forgotten about his large juicy purple abs and constantly erect manhood, but sudderly all of my previous thoughts of hungry changed to thoughts of him. Am i in love??

You thought lol. Im just horny.

Lucky for me, the message from Thanos wa him asking me to come over. Word for word, it read; "hey my scrumpdidillyumptious baddie, i miss your conceited and waterfall-resembling womanhood. Pls arrive at my frat house bc the boyz want to meet you"

Heheheehehhe an orgy? Sounds fun. So i spent like 20 seconds getting ready and then i looked perfect (as you do), sweeping my long dark cinnamon toast crunch caramel macchiato soot chocolate mocha light moonshine hair with golden oak iced matcha (if matcha was blonde) highlights into a messy bun, and putting on one of Thano's hoodies that still had redbull stains on it (because of course thanos drinks redbull)

When i got downstairs i saw my evil foster mother (because my mother died in a car crash before i was born and my father went missing when my mother was pregnant with me. My life is so bad ugh!! ) anyways shed made me a feast but instead of eating the food i grabbed an apple and left because i was sure thered be plenty to eat at the frat house 😏 when i arrived at thanos' frat i parked my white jeep wrangler and turned down the song i was listening too (once more to see you by mitski bc im emo and horny yk)and locked the car and got out and headed up the driveway. When i got to the porch i saw a dead body. It wasnt thanos so i went inside to continue searching for my favourite purple hunk. I saw a couple kids that i recognised from the fake mcr concert, the really hot girls, from what i remember they were called asher and gracie. I thought they died? But then again i also died so i cant really talk.

Anyways they were in a corner so i walked up to them and reintroduced myself. They introduced me to their other friends, one of whom i remember specifically because her name was ruby and she was a tooth. The noises she made were really soothing. then they went back to their conversation about a book or something they were writing. Boooringg. Imagine being so lame. Anyways they were still hot aaand they were at the soon-to-be orgy so like they were probably really cool. Anyways i kept looking for thany-wany and i found him!!!1 he was in the kitchen sitting on top of the fridge. I think he was talking to die ratte und ich- wait what i just started being german- anyways i think he was talking to a rat and i was grossed out for like a moment but then i realised it was really cute. I love my purple little pussyslut.