Warhammer 40K: Anti-Haremist [OC]

Chapter 1: Inkling Mistake

(8/11/2022 Edit)
A/N: To those who have decided to continue reading after the cringe Prologue, you have passed the natural selection. You'll be met with... somewhat better content down the line.

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We start where we left off, this person, this anathema mixed with an uncanny valley-like feeling. The surviving forces of Fyodor, Fyodor himself, and Leman Russ initially felt the aura of the Emperor. Still, after a few seconds, it felt completely different - like a family member who's changed so drastically since you've seen them to the point they are unrecognizable.

"Hmm... This... armor doesn't suit me. I think I shall change it later.", she says to herself as she holds her helmet - a helmet looking like one from the Adepta Sororitas. She puts it back on.

Leman Russ: "What in the wolfn'... Warp... is this...?"

Fyodor: "This is... This is...!"

Kaldor Draigo: "Oh my God-Emperor! It's a woman!"

Fyodor: "Proof that I am the Emperor!"

They then hear surviving Daemon filth approach them.

Skarbrand: "HNNNNNHH... SKARBRAND HATES GOLD! GOLD HURTS SKARBRAND'S EYES WHEN LIGHT IS REFLECTEEEED!"

Skarbrand screams as he charges at them with his axe.

Leman Russ: "Damn it! The fight's not over yet! Brace yourselves, you egregious lot!"

As Skarbrand swung down his weapon, it was caught by this... woman.

"Wait, are you the famous "Exiled One", "Wrathful Reaper", and "Drinker of Blood" Skarbrand?", she says as her arm shakes a little at the force of stopping the axe.

Skarbrand: "SKARBRAND IS BEING RECOGNIZED?! SKARBRAND HATES BEING CALLED OUT!"

"Yeah, yeah. Just give me a moment.", she says as she uses a psychic hand to keep Skarbrand at bay. She floats towards the Gate of Khaine.

Grey Knight: "By the God Emperor, such psychic prowess."

A Grey Knight of the Ordo Malleus comments.

Ordo Xenos Sister: "Soooo that's not a Genestealer?"

Stormtrooper 1: "*Sigh of Relief* Thank the Emperor, I survive-"

One of the [formerly] surviving Imperial Stormtroopers of the Ordo Tempestus's head suddenly explodes. He failed the Warp's vibe check, even in the presence of this familiar aura.

Stormtrooper 2: "Heavy is dead!"

His name was Heavy.

The floating figure then places a hand on the gate, clenches her fist, and rips off the seal like old wallpaper.

Skarbrand: "SKARBRAND HATES MAGIC!"

Ordo Hereticus Soldier: "Don't Daemons have magic in them or something given by the ruinous powers?"

"Quickly now, go through the gate. I have other shit to do.", she says.

Fyodor: "You there, woman!"

Fyodor speaks as the others, excluding Leman Russ, start walking through the gate.

"What now?"

Fyodor: "I, Fyodor Karamazov, have summoned you with my godly powers. You are honored to serve me, for you stand before the highest of the - uhh - highest of the Inquisitors and being of greatness and thrones and the Emperor's fragment!"

"..."

Leman Russ: "This feeling is... fading... You... Who are you? I felt the presence of my father for a moment there, but now it feels wrong."