Just a casual Warhammer 40k Enthusiast that doesn't know everything in 40k but knows it well enough. At least, that's what she tells herself.
Kyrie Kotomine is killed by the Force of change, Destiny, the brother of Fate. Kyrie finds herself inside t...
A portal opens outside the doors of a dark mass of miasma and false light.
Kyrie: "*Sigh* Good thing I got that out of the way... I never wanna see that mofo any time soon..."
The blue-red-gradients-eyes girl mutters disdainfully.
She looks at the small pouch in her hand.
Kyrie: "'So... I got the satchel that can pull anything out. I wonder if I should return the Yamato and Devil Sword Dante since I can just make one out of nothing.' "
She hides the satchel inside an undercoat pocket.
Kyrie begins walking near the door. All of the sudden, the door emits a bright purple light, which causes Kyrie to shield her eyes from it.
Kyrie: "AAUUghh-! What the hell was that...?!"
She then starts hearing a parody version of the Paper's Please theme.. but in clown sounds...
Kyrie: "Whaa-ha-ha-at...?"
She questions her sanity as she approaches... a booth.
She sees a normal-sized clown inside the booth. It seemed to resemble a booth for a border.
Kyrie: "Wait,... I recognize, you...! Y-You're...! You're--! You are...-!"
Cegorach: "HeeeeellOOO! Welcome to the Black Library. Do you have your papers? Papers,... please? "
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Kyrie: "[*Fake Russian Accent] Eh, no. Sorry, comrade. I left papers back in home."
Cegorach: "nO pAPeRs...?! AAAALLLRIGHT! Do you have your Library Card?"
Cegorach feels a familiar yet uncanny feeling like she had something to do with the Imperium.
Cegorach: "Oh, sorry, sorry. I mean the Librarium Card for the Blackarius Librariarius."
[CLAPPING]
Kyrie: "Oh, y-yes, comrade! You see, I just graduate from clown college with high honors so they give me card as reward for merits, slapsticks, and stolen jokes."
Cegorach: "Oh, wow! Really? Did they give you the Blackarius Vantablackus Darkarium Librarium Liberarius Limperialis Cardasiusus?"
Kyrie: "Something even better, comrade! I get picture of cringe clown who can't get life...! *Muttering* Just like how he can't get no bitches."
Cegorach: "Ohh~ Veeeery interesting."
Kyrie then slides a card face-down on the counter. Cegorach takes it and looks at the other side.
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