Just a casual Warhammer 40k Enthusiast that doesn't know everything in 40k but knows it well enough. At least, that's what she tells herself.
Kyrie Kotomine is killed by the Force of change, Destiny, the brother of Fate. Kyrie finds herself inside t...
On a random Forge World, an Artisan Cybersmith Mechanicus Tech-Priest was just minding his own business, looking at some documents made of human skin.
"HMMmmm! NO! ThEY MoVEd toasterS[%*4} day! THAT'S IT! I'm turning Traitor!" The Artisan Tech-Priest yelled out in Lingua-Technis as he ripped the document using his many mechadendrites.
VWOOSH. The portal closed behind her.
He turned around and saw Kyrie.
"MmmmMM? WhAT is fleshbag doing HERE?" He thought she was a fleshbag Commissar because of the outfit.
Kyrie: "... By the grace of the Omnissiah, I humbly request you do a painless surgery on me to remove or inhibit my emotions. It has become... bothersome."
Fluently speaking in Lingua-Technis, she spoke as formally as she could, bearing this dreadful look of death and grief.
"WhaT's in it for ME?"
Kyrie: "For your services, I will give you two incentives. First."
Taking something from underneath her trench coat, the Artisan's eyes were in absolute awe that he almost pissed himself if he had that flesh part still on him.
Kyrie: "Interested?"
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Kyrie: "The perfect toaster is a sleek and elegant kitchen appliance, made from durable materials like stainless steel and designed with your convenience in mind. With its spacious four slots, you can easily toast multiple slices of bread at once, while its precise temperature controls ensure even and consistent toasting every time. Whether you prefer your toast light and crispy or golden and fluffy, the perfect toaster can deliver the perfect level of doneness for your taste. With features like an automatic pop-up, a convenient crumb tray, and a stylish design that complements any kitchen decor, the perfect toaster is a must-have for anyone who takes their breakfast seriously."
She was explaining all of this with closed eyes, so when she opened them back up, she saw that the Artisan was heavily breathing right in front of her.
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