"And why are you telling me this, Carter?" I asked him.
"Because, I need you and your demon friends Maya and Lian-"
"Its Mia and Lila." I corrected.
"Whatever! I need you three to figure out who this chick is!" he exclaimed.
"Okay lemme see the box?" I asked trying to keep a straight face. Carter handed me a pink narrow box with a big baby blue bow on it and a folded pink note.
I opened the box and looked down at the pregnancy stick, struggling not to laugh. "Hm..." I said pretending to be deep in tought. I unfolded the note and read over it.
My Carter, dear Carter. I have great news! Look in the box, and you'll see.
Now that we'll be parents, I expect for you to meet my parents, take care of me, love me, and all the other things a baby daddy should do! In fact, as soon as we graduate from highschool, lets get married! My dad will have slight trouble warming up to you, but just stay cool and don't let Bertha intimidate you. Oh, by the way, Bertha is his favorite shot gun.
Anyway, I've already come up with a few baby names! What do you think of these:
Persephone if its a girl!
Carter Jr. if its a boy!
Also, if you try to cheat your way out of this marriage and out of raising this child with me, I'll be telling daddy, and he will bring out Bertha. I will also gather an army of our family's best lawyers against you.
Kiss Kiss!
-Your true love <3
I couldn't take it anymore. I burst out laughing loudly and obnoxiously. I looked over the note, admiring every word and the lipstick smudge at the bottom corner.
"How is this funny?!" demanded Carter. "Im in some deep shit!"
"Serves you right!" I laughed. Carter groaned. He had dragged me out to the dock in the middle of breakfast to talk to me about this.
Remember when I snuck into his cabin last night? Yeah, this was my prank. And I wasn't planning on letting him know it was a prank, either.
If your also wondering how we managed to get a pregnancy test to say "positive" this one was a novelty prank stick that we'd bought in a corner store.
"Im so f*cked!" cursed Carter.
"Well didn't you even think to wear a condom?!" I asked, blushing slightly at my own words.
"I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HAVING SEX!" He exclaimed. My cheeks heated.
"Okay, okay. Calm down." I said, flicking his temple. He swat my hand away and glared at the lake water.
"So will you do it or not?" he asked after a while.
"Fine, fine. I'll talk to Mia and Lila." I said. I was already formulating a plan in my head. And it was brilliant. I stood and tugged on his hair. "C'mon, lets get to breakfast."
He swat my hand away and stayed put.
"Fine." I muttered, walking away. Once I reached the table that the girls and guys now shared, everyone was cracking up.
"Clyde, that was brilliant!" said Cade.
"Yeah, you should have seen his face this morning." added Jace.
"You are my new role model." said Gage.
Adam clapped me on the back.
"You're officially one of the guys now!" said Alex.
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The Badboy and the Prude
Teen Fiction-Discontinued- "C'mon, Clyde. You can't possibly not want me. I notice how you look at me when you think I'm not looking. I notice how you blush every time I mention you and me-" "Just stop it, Carter. I don't want you." I said, feeling my cheeks he...
