Book of One-Sh!ts

[Zhongli x Kaeya] Do you know what a dragon does with his treasure?

Rumor has it that no one survives their wedding night with Rex Lapis. But, Kaeya didn't care about that. If he was going to die, he was going to die, but at least his city, his people, would be safe. The room itself was comfortable enough. He just had to wait until nightfall. There was no such thing as a wedding ceremony here. Just sacrificial pawns. 

Kaeya hadn't realized that he'd fallen asleep. He felt a hand brush his hair behind his ear and his eyes fluttered open to see the emperor. A golden veil hid his face. "Are you the bride?" he asked. 

"Yes," Kaeya moved to sit up but the emperor shook his hand. 

"There is no need for that. I shall not bother you. In fact, I should not have come at all," he turned his head and hid his hands in his sleeves. 

"It's our wedding night. You would leave me alone?" Kaeya nuzzled up to the pillow but didn't sit up, as the emperor requested.  

"Do you not fear me? I'm sure you've heard the rumors." 

"Are you going to kill me?" 

"I have never killed a single one of my brides." 

"Then there is nothing for me to fear, is there?" Kaeya smiled. "Will you tell me what happened to them, then?" 

"Most feared for their life and ran away. Others took matters into their own hands." 

"You don't seem that scary. Why would they take their own lives?" 

The emperor refused to look at Kaeya. "Are you sure you'd like to know?" 

"I did ask, didn't I?" 

"Each ruler of this empire is handpicked by the adepti to be blessed as the vessel for Rex Lapis," he moved his hands to his robe and began to pull it over his shoulders. Kaeya stared at the intricate designs on his arms. Golden and brown. It looked as if the gold was liquid pouring down his body. "We inherit the name, becoming one with the god, and..." he sighed. 

"And?" Kaeya let out a breath he didn't know he was holding.  

He remained silent, allowing the rest of the robe to fall behind him. Kaeya gasped, covering his mouth with his hand. "Two?" 

"Mhm." 

"Well," Kaeya cleared his throat and grabbed his own robe. "You've shown me yours, I may as well show you mine. I'm sure you've heard of the Curse of Khaenri'ah?" Kaeya's body had designs of its own. Abyssal-looking by nature. He sat down on the bed, bringing his knee up by his face to spread his legs. He moved the robe up enough to give Rex Lapis a view. "This has nothing to do with that, my eye does, but this doesn't. I was simply born with both..." his face flushed. "That's why they offered me up to you, you know, because they consider me disposable and deformed." 

"Ah," Rex Lapis stepped forward and cupped Kaeya's face in his hands. "You may have been born with both a penis and a vagina but you are in no way deformed," he placed a kiss on Kaeya's forehead. 

"You'll make me blush," Kaeya smiled, closing his eyes. "Maybe being your wife will be the best thing that's ever happened to me, Rex Lapis." 

"Zhongli." 

"What?" 

"Please call me Zhongli..." 

"Well, Zhongli, shall we get on with our wedding night?" He wrapped his arms around Zhongli and pulled him on top of himself so they'd fall onto the bed. His robe opened completely, falling on either side of him, leaving his body exposed to the emperor. 

"We barely know each other, are you sure?" 

"We were married without that part, why worry about it now?" Kaeya chuckled. "I think I might quite like you...so I don't mind. I've..." he glanced away, "I've never met someone that could fill both my holes..." he muttered, embarrassed to have said it.   

"If you are alright with this then...very well." 

"Please be gentle," Kaeya smiled. 

"My dear, I shall treat you as a delicate flower," his smile was small but full of warmth. Kaeya felt his heart melt. 

... 

"Zhongli!" Kaeya's back arched. He'd given up on trying to hold onto Zhongli's shoulders. His arms felt weak, clinging to the sheets. Both dicks inside, very deep, making one hole wet and the other crave for more. He'd already cum. He could feel the sticky layers on his chest but had lost count. Sex hadn't made him feel this way before. 

"Are you alright?" Zhongli rested his hand on Kaeya's cheek. He wiped away a tear forming at the brim of his eye. 

"Please..." Kaeya placed his hand over Zhongli's. "Please don't stop. Wreck me. I don't care about being gentle anymore." 

Zhongli hesitated but nodded. He grabbed Kaeya's waist to make sure his body didn't move. He picked up the pace with little regard to Kaeya (as requested). Kaeya's body was already very tired. This adjustment made him feel as if he were about to faint. Specks of black appeared in his eyes but he refused to lose consciousness. Despite his body's pleas, his lips kept begging for more. 

"Fill me..." Kaeya moaned. 

As if on cue, one dick came right in Kaeya's ass. He shivered, orgasming from the feeling only to be hit again with cum from the second dick. His body didn't know how to handle the second orgasm. It felt longer than the first, as if his senses were broken and unable to know how to stop it. He couldn't stop the shiver from his head to his toes. His dick wanted to take part but wasn't ready to cum. The most it could do was leak a little unable to get hard completely once again.  

Kaeya weakly reached down to his legs. The feeling of being overrun by cum in his holes was a new one. He closed his eyes, falling asleep before he could clean himself up. 

"Are you sure you're alright?" Zhongli brushed Kaeya's hair behind his ear. There was no response except the soft sound of sleeping. Zhongli shoved his fingers inside Kaeya, allowing the cum to drip out onto the sheets. He fingered the inside walls, scraping off what he could before moving onto the second. "This is the best I can do for now, there are no baths nearby this room...for reasons unknown, quite honestly." 

Zhongli lay down beside Kaeya. He stared at his sleeping face. He was exhausted as well, obviously, but found it difficult to sleep. Kaeya shifted, draping his arm over Zhongli and resting his face on his chest. Zhongli placed a kiss on his forehead, closing his eyes in an attempt to sleep. 

...

"He hasn't come to my room since our wedding night," Kaeya held his chin. "Is he avoiding me?" 

Kaeya turned the corner to see Zhongli. They made eye contact briefly before Zhongli walked the other way. Kaeya quickened his step to catch up. "Wait!" Zhongli slowed down but still walked. 

"Is there something I can help you with?" Zhongli asked, as if nothing were wrong. 

"Are you avoiding me?" Kaeya reached out to touch his arm but noticed his slight flinch. He ignored it, grabbing him anyway. He pressed his chest against Zhongli's arm, smiling at his face. 

"We consummated this marriage," Zhongli cleared his throat. "Our contract is fulfilled so you may live as you wish. I will not hold you accountable should you choose to fi-"  

Kaeya grabbed Zhongli's face and pulled it down to kiss him, right in the middle of the hallway. 

"I think we're made for each other, you and I." 

Zhongli didn't reply. 

"I quite like you. Don't hold yourself back." 

"Are you certain?" Zhongli brushed his thumb against Kaeya's lip. "Don't you know what a dragon does with his treasure?" 

"No?" 

"Hoards it and hides it," Zhongli grabbed Kaeya's waist and spun them around as they entered the nearest room. Zhongli pinned him against the nearest surface, moving his hand up under his clothes. "Are you prepared to have me never let you go?" 

"I wish for nothing else," Kaeya smiled, grabbing his hand and intertwining their fingers.