ALL BARK NO BITE | SADISTIC BEAUTY SPINOFF

Chapter 80

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~ Lotte Mart Seoul Station, 405 Hangang-daero, Jung-gu, Seoul, South Korea

Minho's jaw dropped and Wookyung felt satisfied, putting his hand up on the wall next to him, looking down at his lips "Hot pot, baby" he said sympathetically "I know you're too shy to do all that" he laughed and Minho took a deep breath, cocking his chin up indignantly "Well... guess you don't know me that well" Minho raised his brows, slipping from between Wookyung's arms and looking back "Watch me" he walked to the sales guy and though his back was turned to him. Reaching the kiosk, he smiled warmly and quickly looked back at Wookyung "I'd really like your help with..."

He snapped back "Choosing the right condoms for the best night ever!" he said as innocently as possible and the salesman's hands froze as he looked up at him. He seemed to be in his teens, hair braided and cheeks red, he slowly dehazed and gulped "Oh... sure! they're right here! all the ones we have" he walked to the shelved display and Minho followed him, sticking his tongue out at Wookyung who put his hands on his hips, slightly peeved as he angled himself better so he could see. "Here" the guy said enthusiastically and Minho looked up.

The display shelf held all kinds of condoms, from smaller discreet packs to large boxes of honeymoon sets. Minho studied them carefully "So! What are your preferences?" the clerk asked. "Hmm... these..." Minho pointed to the Durex ones, recalling them from Wookyung's car "In size L... I think" he tried to remember his size from the condom wrapper he had stolen. It said L, didn't it... "L?" the man asked in shock and Minho looked at him, nodding "I know... it's a lot to love..." he laughed and turned to look at Wookyung "Sometimes too much..."

"Woah... L is uncommon... your girlfriend must be really happy with you!" the guy brought out the condoms in the brand and size he asked, laying them out before him. "Ah, not really. These aren't for me. They're for that guy standing over there" Minho pointed at Wookyung who was innocently going through the shelf of detergents and Minho looked back "... He's really ashamed of his massive... um... thing... so he sent me to get it for him" he said and the clerk gasped "But why would he be ashamed? I always thought... like... bigger the better" he said.

"To be young and naive..." Minho looked at him sympathetically "I used to think that too. But turns out... bigger isn't better" he shrugged and then leaned close "Most girls actually run from him because it hurts... it's terrible" he faked sadness and the clerk could barely hold in his laughter. "Okay, let me take a long... and hard look at these before I get what he wants" Minho looked at the boxes "Definitely the thinnest ones... and the flavour... well..." he thought about it. Wookyung always likes sweet things so... "How about chocolate... that'll do"

"Baby... where have you been? I thought I lost you" Minho froze as he felt a muscular arm wrap around his waist. He looked to his side and saw Wookyung standing next to him, looking down at the box in his hands "Condoms?" he looked incredulously and Minho cocked his chin "It's... for you" he said and Wookyung seemed confused "I know that... and I'm glad you're getting them for tonight but I thought you hate it when I wear them..." he gripped his waist tighter and the salesman's jaw dropped and Minho made a gurgled sound of protest "That's not true!!"

"Then how come you don't even remember my size then?" Wookyung stared more carefully at the box "XL please" he smiled widely at the clerk and Minho looked flabbergasted "XL???" he asked and Wookyung kissed the side of his forehead, smiling lovingly "I'm an XL...  don't you remember? Every time we do it, you keep screaming aaah! it's too big! it's too much!... how it even fitting inside...? I think I'm going to die... I'm about to faint... oh god!... oh god!... oh fuck!... slower!... slower!... I'm gonna break-" Minho smacked a hand over his lips and Wookyung began laughing.