Chapter 1 - Well Let's Get To It Then!
Jay
"A singing contest!?" Alfred asked, aghast.
"Yep," Matilda replied.
"Here? Today?" Alfred asked.
Matilda nodded.
"But what do we sing?" Alfred asked once again.
"Any rubbish that comes into your head," Matilda replied, as if it'd be easy to create a song in a few hours.
Then again, I have created songs in the past, but then again, I do it digitally, and then again, my songs never have lyrics.
"Can we even sing?" Alfred asked.
"Yeah," Dave said.
"So can I," I said.
I have taken singing lessons before so... I suppose I can at least...
"I can," Matilda said.
"Alright... But what the hell do we sing!?" Alfred shouted.
"Anything!" Dave shouted. "How about we all have our own song?"
"Yeah, our performance will be way better if we have 4 songs in 1," Matilda shouted. "Now think."
As I began to comprehend even what Matilda was talking about, Dave shouted, "I got something!"
"That was quick!" Matilda shouted, surprised. "Go on then."
"This is based on when I just couldn't sign my stupid reading record in primary. Apparently they've now changed to planners, so I've just put that in instead. It matches with the tune better so..." Dave explained.
"Thanks for the info, now go on!" Matilda urged.
"Alright," Dave began.
"I forget to sign my planner
On a Monday
And then I have to forge it
Which is a terrible crime
But then the teacher notices
Oh, somebody help me please!
My name is Dave! My name is Dave! And I totally don't need therapy!" Dave sang.
"Nice one!" Matilda complimented. "And by the way, you totally do need therapy!"
I suppose we've already had therapy, and it has left quite a mark.
"I know," Dave replied. "And I've got another verse..."
"Well don't keep us waiting!" Matilda shouted.
"I make Jay smash into a lamppost,
While I talk to him
I make him get stuck in train doors,
While I distract him
But now Jay's getting mad,
Oh, somebody help me please!
My name is Dave! My name is Dave! And I totally don't need therapy!" Dave sang.
"You do know how much that hurt right? I was embarrassed to death!" I shouted.
Yes, smashing into a lamppost is fun, and so is getting stuck in train doors, but that's only if you're a bystander.
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