hello
hi
why did you cut the call?
uh, nevermind
you sound weird, i think you need some yummy time
yummy time?
yummy time - as in you
..me?
in my bed.
what?
naked
excuse me?
screaming my name
goodbye!
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is he turned on? i hope he is...
what have i become???
FUCK YOU ALEX
YOU ARE READING
Calling...
Humor"Mission Save The Cows And Babies!" "Uh, what now?" "... who the fuck are you?" "... Your dad." "My dad is dead" "Ah, shit." ---- When you dial the wrong number at the wrong time.
